Main Characters
| Name | Bio |
|---|---|
| Henry Daniel "Hank" Zipzer | The main character, who has learning challenges(dyslexia). |
| Nick "The Tick" McKelty | The class bully, who is none-to-bright. |
| Ms. Adolf | Hank's teacher who hates fun and funny, always wears gray clothes, possibly to match her face. |
| Frankie Townsend | Hank's best friend, thinks oxygen is power and has a nickname for everyone. |
| Leland Love | Hank's principal who repeats everything twice and likes to answer his own questions, Has a mole shaped like the Statue of Liberty without the torch. |
| Ashley Wong | Hank and Frankie's other best friend who is a great athlete and loves rhinestones. |
| Robert Upchurch | A 4th (formally 3rd) grade genius who lives in the same building as Hank and blurts out information at random moments. |
| Papa Pete | Hank's grandpa who is always taking the kids somewhere and pinching his grandkids. |
| Carlos | The counter guy at Hank's mom's deli. |
| Emily Zipzer | Hank's little sister, very smart when it comes to reptiles, considerably annoying, likes Robert Upchurch, and has an iguana named Katherine. |
| Randi Zipzer | Hank's mom, runs the Crunchy Pickle Deli, and takes healthy foods to a disgusting new level. |
| Stanley Zipzer | Hank's dad, who is obsessed with crossword puzzles. |
| Cheerio Zipzer | Hank's dachshund, who looks like a Cheerio when he runs in circles. |
| Katherine Zipzer | Emily's iguana, who slurps food from the dinner table. |
| Vlady | The other counter guy at Hank's mom's deli. |
| Mr. Rock | Hank's Music Teacher who is Hank's favorite teacher. |
| Mason Harris Jerome Dunn | Hank's friend who is in kindergarten. |
| Heather Payne | A very tall, smart girl who tutored Hank in Math. |
| Sam Chin | Hank's other kindergarten friend who plays ping-pong with him. |
| Luke Whitman | A boy in Hank's class who is very gross, and always has his finger in his nose. |
| Dr. Lynn Berger | Hank's dyslexia teacher, who is very nice and always encourages Hank. |
| Mrs. Fink | Hank's next door neighbor who has a crush on Papa Pete and is always baking something for him. |
| Joelle Adwin | Nick "The Tick"'s girlfriend that is obsessed with her phone. |
| Zoe McKelty | Hank's girlfriend, also Nick McKelty's cousin (also Hank's crush) |
| Collin Sebastian Rich IIII | Hank's friend in book 5. He bites his nails, he only knows 3 knock knock jokes and 2 of them aren't funny. |
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