Flatulence Humor - The Assigning of Blame

The Assigning of Blame

The sourcing of a fart involves a ritual of assignment that sometimes takes the form of a rhyming game. These are frequently used to discourage others from mentioning the fart or to turn the embarrassment of farting into a pleasurable subject matter. The trick is to pin the blame on someone else, often by means of deception, or using a back and forth rhyming game that includes phrases such as the following.

• Rhyming phrases:
  • He/She who observed it served it.
  • He/She who detected it ejected it.
  • Whoever rhymed it crimed it.(used after someone uses a blaming rhyme)
  • He/She who said the rhyme did the crime. (used after someone uses a blaming rhyme)
  • Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
  • Whoever smelt it dealt it.
  • Whoever denied it supplied it.
  • The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.
  • The smeller's the feller.
  • He/She who inculpated promulgated.
  • The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.
  • Whoever's poking fun is the smoking gun
  • He/She who accuses blew the fuses.
  • He/She who refuted it tooted it.
  • He/She who pointed the finger pulled the finger.
  • He/She who articulated it particulated it.
  • He/She who deduced it produced it.
  • She who sniffed it biffed it.
  • The slanderer made the gland error.
  • He/She who eulogized it aerosolized it.
  • Whoever makes the joke makes the ass smoke.
  • He/She who rapped it cracked it.
  • Whoever rebuts it cuts it.
  • Whoever said it let it.
  • Whoever asked blasts his/her ass.