Famous Pirate Story

Famous quotes containing the words famous, pirate and/or story:

    A famous conductor from Rio
    Fell in love with a lady called Cleo.
    As she took down her panties,
    He said, “No andantes!
    I want it allegro con brio!”
    Anonymous.

    A monarch, when good, is entitled to the consideration which we accord to a pirate who keeps Sunday School between crimes; when bad, he is entitled to none at all.
    Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835–1910)

    So every journey that I make
    Leads me, as in the story he was led,
    To some new ambush, to some fresh mistake:
    So every journey I begin foretells
    A weariness of daybreak, spread
    With carrion kisses, carrion farewells.
    Philip Larkin (1922–1986)