Family Jewels or The Family Jewels may refer to:
- A male's testicles (as a slang term)
- Family Jewels (Central Intelligence Agency), a set of reports on the CIA's illegal activities
- Family Jewels (AC/DC album), a two-disc compilation DVD by the hard rock band AC/DC, featuring the group's music videos, live clips and promotional videos from 1975 to 1991
- The Family Jewels (album), 2010 album by Marina and the Diamonds, and the title song
- The Family Jewels (band), a 1990s rock band, and their self-titled album
- The Family Jewels (film), 1965 film starring Jerry Lewis
- Gene Simmons Family Jewels, an American reality TV series
- Bijuterii de familie, translated to English as Family Jewels, a novel by Petru Dumitriu
Famous quotes containing the words family and/or jewels:
“I duly acknowledge that I have gone through a long life, with fewer circumstances of affliction than are the lot of most men. Uninterrupted health, a competence for every reasonable want, usefulness to my fellow-citizens, a good portion of their esteem, no complaint against the world which has sufficiently honored me, and above all, a family which has blessed me by their affections, and never by their conduct given me a moment’s pain.”
—Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826)
“Women hock their jewels and their husbands’ insurance policies to acquire an unaccustomed shade in hair or crêpe de chine. Why then is it that when anyone commits anything novel in the arts he should be always greeted by this same peevish howl of pain and surprise? One is led to suspect that the interest people show in these much talked of commodities, painting, music, and writing, cannot be very deep or very genuine when they so wince under an unexpected impact.”
—John Dos Passos (1896–1970)