Famous quotes containing the words fake and/or beard:
“The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it ... try to fake three laughs in an hour—ha ha ha ha ha—they’ll take you away, man. You can’t.”
—Lenny Bruce (1925–1966)
“His tears run down his beard like winter’s drops
From eaves of reeds.”
—William Shakespeare (1564–1616)