Evelyn Woodhead Speed Reading Course

"Evelyn Woodhead Speed Reading Course" is a parody skit of the numerous speed reading courses available in the United States in the 1960s and 1970s written by Cheech and Chong that first appeared on the 1973 album Los Cochinos. The title refers to the Evelyn Wood course.

Voiced by Tommy Chong, the piece begins with the words delivered phonetically:

Ever since I took the Evelyn Woodhead sped ridin course, my ridin has im-PRO-v'd won-der-FULL-y. I ricommend these Evelyn Woodhed Speed Riddin Course to all my frens out there and you tell 'em that you heard it here first... on Roller Derby

The short spoken word testimonial style skit was an effective parody of commercials that were prevalent on television and radio stations in that era.

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