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The following stories were included:
- The Reaching Hand: A Gothic horror tale with elements from H. P. Lovecraft about detective Bruce Wayne's battle against a macabre horror from beneath the gaslight streets of Gotham City. By D. Curtis Johnson and Aaron Lopresti.
- Rockumentary: Reporter Bonnie Firestein gives the behind-the-scenes history of the most famous music producer of all time, Lex Luthor. By Bronwyn Carlton, Greg Luzniak, and Anibal Rodriguez.
- Letitia Lerner, Superman's Babysitter. By Kyle Baker and Elizabeth Glass.
- The Vigilantes of Apartment 3-B: Sexy roommates Dinah Drake and Barbara Gordon are Black Canary and Batgirl, and when they're not dealing with crime they're dealing with their love lives. By Chuck Dixon and Enrique Villagran.
- Superman Jr. is No More!: The Super-Sons Batman Jr. and Superman Jr. return in a tale that puts their friendship, and their lives, on the line. By Bob Haney and Kieron Dwyer.
- Scandalgate: President Superman is in crisis! By Tom Peyer and Ty Templeton.
- Worlds Apart: Baby Kal-El's rocketship accidentally crashes into the Wayne Family. By Chuck Dixon, Trevor Von Eeden, and Josef Rubinstein.
- Silver Age Elseworlds: A series of gag covers for Elseworlds tales, done in the style of the Silver Age, created by Mark Waid and Ty Templeton, including:
- Superman in President Abraham (Brainiac) Lincoln Vs. Clark Kent, Metallo: Kal-El is found by the Booth Family, and tries to kill the president.
- Luthor's Daughter, Wonder Woman: Lex Luthor goes back in time and becomes Wonder Woman's father.
- Batman with Robin, the Squid Wonder: Batman fights crime under the sea.
- The Golden Age Teen Titans in Zoot Suit Riot!: Dr. Fate Jr., Kid Spectre, Li'l Atom, the Amazon Prince, the Golden Age Arsenal, and Stripesy go up against Zoot Alores, the haberdasher of hate.
- Legion of Super-Heroes in The Revenge of Young Darkseid: Young Darkseid is rejected by the Legion of Super-Heroes.
- Menace of the Gorilla-Explorer: Christopher Grodd Columbus of Gorilla City discovers America.
- Liberté, Egalité, Metallica: The Metal Men fight for the people during the French Revolution.
- Batman with Eve in The Garden of Evil: Adam dons the mask of Batman to protect his lover Eve from the Joker-faced Serpent in the Garden of Eden.
- Dark Night of the Golden Kingdom: A parody of the famous Elseworlds tale Kingdom Come. Batman is dead and Superman left the Earth twenty years ago, partially because he is tired and he cannot stand the beeping of Jimmy Olsen's watch. It is now up to Aquahawk, Martian Manhuntress, Negative Woman, and Green Canary to fight against the composite Joker-Luthor. By Tom Peyer and Ariel Olivetti.
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