Progeny Record
Currently standing at WinStar Farm in Versailles, Kentucky, Distorted Humor has produced progeny that include:
- Funny Cide, 2003 Kentucky Derby, 2003 Preakness, 2004 Jockey Club Gold Cup
- Hystericalady, 2006 Hollywood Breeders' Cup Oaks, 2007 Humana Distaff Handicap, 2007 & 2008 Molly Pitcher Breeders' Cup Handicap, 2008 Azeri Stakes, Fleur de Lis Handicap 2008, Delaware Handicap 2008
- Commentator, 2005/2008 Whitney Handicap, 2008 Richter Scale Breeders' Cup Sprint Championship Handicap, 2008 Massachusetts Handicap
- Drosselmeyer, winner of the 2010 Belmont Stakes and the 2011 Breeders' Cup Classic
- Flower Alley, 2005 Travers Stakes, 2005 Lane's End Stakes, 2005 Jim Dandy Stakes, Sire of I'll Have Another
- Original Spin, 2005 Arlington-Washington Breeders' Cup Lassie Stakes Grade III
- Go Rockin' Robin, 2003 Peter Pan Stakes
- Any Given Saturday, 2007 Dwyer Stakes, 2007 Haskell Invitational Handicap, 2007 Brooklyn Handicap
- Cowtown Cat, 2007 Illinois Derby, 2007 Gotham Stakes
- Da Stoops, 2005 California Breeders' Champion Stakes, 2006 California Cup Sprint, 2006 Sunshine Millions Dash
- Sensibly Chic, 2005 Vagrancy Handicap
- Sharp Humor, 2006 Swale Stakes
- Awesome Humor, 2002 Spinaway Stakes
- Forty Niners Son, 2007 San Luis Rey Handicap
- Rinky Dink, 2004 Australasian Oaks
- It's No Joke, 2006 Bet on Sunshine Handicap at Churchill Downs, 2006 Grade II Hawthorne Gold Cup Handicap, 2006 Grade III Ack Ack Handicap
- Change Up, 2006 Pocahontas Stakes
- Bit of Whimsy, 2007 Queen Elizabeth II Challenge Cup Stakes, 2007 Mrs. Revere Stakes
- Z Humor, finished first in a dead heat with Turf War in the 2007 running of the Delta Jackpot Stakes
- Regal Ransom, 2009 UAE Derby, Super Derby
- Justenuffhumor, 2009 Bernard Baruch Handicap
- Endorsement, 2010 Sunland Derby
- Alternation, 2011 Peter Pan Stakes
- Machen, 2011 Derby Trial Stakes
- Brethren, 2011 Sam F. Davis Stakes
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