Bloody Stupid Johnson
Bloody Stupid Johnson is an inept engineer. Everything he creates does the opposite of what he wanted it to do. The only actually good creation Bloody Stupid Johnson has ever made is a shower found in the Unseen University. The shower had several options including "Old Faithful". Never put the shower on that mode unless you have a death wish. Unfortunately, Bloody Stupid Johnson never actually appears, he is only mentioned.
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