Dramatis Personae
- Gary: a hate-fuelled, arsehole who dobs enemies into Crimewatch for fun.
- Matthew D Melody: charismatically naïve and thinks Frank Sinatra can save the world.
- Russell Markham: imploding from a life full of repressed anger, which is causing everything from impotence to fear of cancer.
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