Track Listing
| No. | Title | Writer(s) | Length | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | "Would Jesus Wear a Rolex" | Margaret Archer, Chet Atkins | 2:46 | |
| 2. | "Three-Legged Man" | Shel Silverstein | 3:41 | |
| 3. | "Cool Down Willard" | C.W. Kalb, Jr. | 3:16 | |
| 4. | "I'm My Own Grandpaw" | Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe | 2:41 | |
| 5. | "The Ballad of Cactus Pete and Lefty" | C.W. Kalb, Jr., Ray Stevens | 4:37 | |
| 6. | "Sex Symbols" | C.W. Kalb, Jr. | 3:51 | |
| 7. | "Gourmet Restaurant" | Ray Stevens, C.W. Kalb, Jr. | 3:45 | |
| 8. | "The Flies of Texas Are upon You" | Layng Martine, Jr., Austin Roberts | 3:34 | |
| 9. | "Doctor, Doctor (Have Mercy on Me)" | C.W. Kalb, Jr. | 2:54 | |
| 10. | "The Day That Clancy Drowned" | Sheb Wooley | 3:09 |
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