Bert Return

Famous quotes containing the words bert and/or return:

“I’d horsewhip you if I had a horse.”
—S.J. Perelman, U.S. screenwriter, Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby, and Norman Z. McLeod. Groucho Marx, Horsefeathers, a wisecrack made to his son Frank (Zeppo Marx)

“Yet I shall never return to the past, that attic.”
—John Ashbery (b. 1927)