An Englishman, An Irishman and A Scotsman - National Variations

National Variations

The "three nationalities" joke format is also very common in other countries. In these cases, the two foreigners are almost always portrayed as cocky, stupid, or naïve, while the favoured national is smart, practical and, ultimately, victorious.

  • Such jokes in Canada usually substitute the supposedly stupid Irishman with Newfie (a sometimes pejorative term for someone who is from Newfoundland).
  • in Turkey as "An Englishman, a Frenchman, and Temel (a fictional character from Black Sea Region of Turkey)...",
  • in China as "A Chinese, an American and a Japanese",
  • in Poland as "A Pole, a German and a Russian...",
  • in Czech Republic as "A Czech, an American and a Russian...",
  • in Russia as "A Russian, an American and a German (or a Frenchman, or an Englishman)..."
  • in Scandinavia as "A Swede, a Dane and a Norwegian...",
  • in Finland as "A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian (or a Dane)..."
  • In Sweden, the Bellman joke has this format: "Russian, a German and Bellman...", where Bellman was originally a real person, Carl Michael Bellman.

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