Track Listing (2004 Warner Bros. Version)
- "Christmas Commentary" - 2:25
- "The Christmas Story" - 2:16
- "Santy for a Day" - 1:38
- "Oh Holy Crap" - 0:15
- "Fat Holiday Relatives" - 1:29
- "Singing Christmas Tree" - 1:35
- "A Letter to Shania Twain" - 2:23
- "O Little Girl from Birmingham" - 0:21
- "Waiter Commentary" - 1:33
- "Donny the Retard" - 0:09
- "Pissed-Off Christmas Poem" - 1:39
- "The Most Wonderful Ass" - 0:18
- "Titty Bar Christmas" - 2:09
- "Easy-to-Assemble" - 1:52
- "The First Queer Santy Claus" - 0:16
- "Fruitcake Commentary" - 2:07
- "Santy Claus, Santy Claus" - 2:25
- "I Pissed My Pants" - 0:25
- "Christmas Weight Gain" - 1:34
- "Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story" - 2:07
- "On the First Day of Christmas" - 0:08
- "Redneck Santa Claus" - 1:09
- "Hark, The Hairlip Angel" - 0:10
- "A Letter to Santa Claus" - 1:44
- "Sticks and Horse Turds" - 1:23
- "Call a Doctor" - 0:18
- "Gift Giving" - 2:12
- "I Wish My Mother-in-Law'd Get Hit by a Car" - 0:28
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