A Very Larry Christmas - Track Listing (2004 Warner Bros. Version)

Track Listing (2004 Warner Bros. Version)

  1. "Christmas Commentary" - 2:25
  2. "The Christmas Story" - 2:16
  3. "Santy for a Day" - 1:38
  4. "Oh Holy Crap" - 0:15
  5. "Fat Holiday Relatives" - 1:29
  6. "Singing Christmas Tree" - 1:35
  7. "A Letter to Shania Twain" - 2:23
  8. "O Little Girl from Birmingham" - 0:21
  9. "Waiter Commentary" - 1:33
  10. "Donny the Retard" - 0:09
  11. "Pissed-Off Christmas Poem" - 1:39
  12. "The Most Wonderful Ass" - 0:18
  13. "Titty Bar Christmas" - 2:09
  14. "Easy-to-Assemble" - 1:52
  15. "The First Queer Santy Claus" - 0:16
  16. "Fruitcake Commentary" - 2:07
  17. "Santy Claus, Santy Claus" - 2:25
  18. "I Pissed My Pants" - 0:25
  19. "Christmas Weight Gain" - 1:34
  20. "Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story" - 2:07
  21. "On the First Day of Christmas" - 0:08
  22. "Redneck Santa Claus" - 1:09
  23. "Hark, The Hairlip Angel" - 0:10
  24. "A Letter to Santa Claus" - 1:44
  25. "Sticks and Horse Turds" - 1:23
  26. "Call a Doctor" - 0:18
  27. "Gift Giving" - 2:12
  28. "I Wish My Mother-in-Law'd Get Hit by a Car" - 0:28

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