A Very Larry Christmas - Track Listing (2004 Warner Bros. Version)

Track Listing (2004 Warner Bros. Version)

1. "Christmas Commentary" - 2:25
2. "The Christmas Story" - 2:16
3. "Santy for a Day" - 1:38
4. "Oh Holy Crap" - 0:15
5. "Fat Holiday Relatives" - 1:29
6. "Singing Christmas Tree" - 1:35
7. "A Letter to Shania Twain" - 2:23
8. "O Little Girl from Birmingham" - 0:21
9. "Waiter Commentary" - 1:33
10. "Donny the Retard" - 0:09
11. "Pissed-Off Christmas Poem" - 1:39
12. "The Most Wonderful Ass" - 0:18
13. "Titty Bar Christmas" - 2:09
14. "Easy-to-Assemble" - 1:52
15. "The First Queer Santy Claus" - 0:16
16. "Fruitcake Commentary" - 2:07
17. "Santy Claus, Santy Claus" - 2:25
18. "I Pissed My Pants" - 0:25
19. "Christmas Weight Gain" - 1:34
20. "Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story" - 2:07
21. "On the First Day of Christmas" - 0:08
22. "Redneck Santa Claus" - 1:09
23. "Hark, The Hairlip Angel" - 0:10
24. "A Letter to Santa Claus" - 1:44
25. "Sticks and Horse Turds" - 1:23
26. "Call a Doctor" - 0:18
27. "Gift Giving" - 2:12
28. "I Wish My Mother-in-Law'd Get Hit by a Car" - 0:28