Helen Rowland

Helen Rowland (/ˈroʊlənd/; 1875–1950) was an American journalist and humorist.

She is often confused with Helen May Rowland, a singer-actress who had a brief radio and recording career in the early 1930s.

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    No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a ‘Master of Arts’ and a ‘Doctor of Philosophy’ after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.
    Helen Rowland (1875–1950)

    Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
    Helen Rowland (1875–1950)

    Oh yes, there is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
    Helen Rowland (1875–1950)

    Don’t waste time trying to break a man’s heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
    Helen Rowland (1875–1950)