Spit/cooking

Famous quotes containing the words spit and/or cooking:

“There was an old man from Darjeeling
Who got on a bus bound for Ealing.
It said at the door,
“Please don’t spit on the floor,”
So he carefully spat on the ceiling.”
—Anonymous.

“Living alone is good for privacy, bad for full-scale cooking and moving heavy furniture.”
—Mason Cooley (b. 1927)