Sir William Keith

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    “On my face extended flat
    I was walloped with a cat
    For listening at the key-hole of the door.”
    —Sir William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911)

    “There was a young lady called Gloria
    Who was had by Sir Gerald Du Maurier
    And then by six men
    And Sir Gerald again
    And the band of the Waldorf-Astoria.”
    —Anonymous.

    “If the barricades went up in our streets and the poor became masters, I think the priests would escape, I fear the gentlemen would; but I believe the gutters would simply be running with the blood of philanthropists.”
    —Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874–1936)