Ow, My Balls Hurt - Cast

Cast

  • Luke Wilson as Cpl. Joe Bauers, a.k.a. "Not Sure"
  • Maya Rudolph as Rita
  • Dax Shepard as Frito Pendejo
  • Terry Alan Crews as U.S. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
  • Anthony Campos as Secretary of Defense
  • David Herman as Secretary of State
  • Kevin McAfee as Bailiff
  • Robert Musgrave as Sgt. Keller
  • Michael McCafferty as Lt. Col. Collins
  • Justin Long as Dr. Lexus
  • Andrew Wilson as Beef Supreme
  • Kevin Klee as Hormel Chavez
  • Brad "Scarface" Jordan as Upgrayedd (pronounced "Upgrade")
  • Thomas Haden Church as Brawndo CEO
  • Stephen Root as Judge Hank "The Hangman" BMW
  • Brendan Hill as Secretary of Energy
  • Tom Kenny as voice of the IPPA Computer
  • Sara Rue as the Attorney General (uncredited)
  • Randal Reeder as Secret Service Thug

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