I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell - Stories

Stories

The following stories are in the book, but were not previously published on Max's website:

  • Everyone has "that" friend
  • Quite the vacation
  • Tucker goes to Vegas
  • Floss
  • The Foxfield Weekend
  • My Key West Trip
  • This'll just hurt a little
  • She won't take no for an answer
  • The Sex Stories
  • The Dog Vomit Story
  • The Midland, Texas Story
  • The Worst Tucker Story Ever

The following stories are in the book and on Max's website:

  • The Night We Almost Died
  • The UT Weekend
  • The Absinthe Donuts Story
  • The Famous Sushi Pants Story
  • The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle
  • The Blowjob Follies
  • Tucker Fucks a Fat Girl; Hilarity Ensues
  • The Austin Road Trip
  • Girl Almost Beats Tucker at his Own Game
  • Tucker Tries Buttsex; Hilarity Does Not Ensue
  • The Pee Blame
  • Tucker Goes to a Hockey Game
  • The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever
  • Tucker Ruptures his Appendix
  • Tucker Has a Moment of Reflection; Ends Poorly

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Famous quotes containing the word stories:

    “Writing ought either to be the manufacture of stories for which there is a market demand—a business as safe and commendable as making soap or breakfast foods—or it should be an art, which is always a search for something for which there is no market demand, something new and untried, where the values are intrinsic and have nothing to do with standardized values.”
    —Willa Cather (1876–1947)

    “I am surprised at the way people seem to perceive me, and sometimes I read stories and hear things about me and I go “ugh.” I wouldn’t like her either. It’s so unlike what I think I am or what my friends think I am.”
    —Hillary Rodham Clinton (b. 1947)

    “the tide lays down its wet throat
    and alters the land to island—even as I watch
    I say there is no shore
    apart from stories of it,
    no smoke, no hut, no beacon ...”
    —Lynn Emanuel (b. 1949)