I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell - Stories

Stories

The following stories are in the book, but were not previously published on Max's website:

  • Everyone has "that" friend
  • Quite the vacation
  • Tucker goes to Vegas
  • Floss
  • The Foxfield Weekend
  • My Key West Trip
  • This'll just hurt a little
  • She won't take no for an answer
  • The Sex Stories
  • The Dog Vomit Story
  • The Midland, Texas Story
  • The Worst Tucker Story Ever

The following stories are in the book and on Max's website:

  • The Night We Almost Died
  • The UT Weekend
  • The Absinthe Donuts Story
  • The Famous Sushi Pants Story
  • The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle
  • The Blowjob Follies
  • Tucker Fucks a Fat Girl; Hilarity Ensues
  • The Austin Road Trip
  • Girl Almost Beats Tucker at his Own Game
  • Tucker Tries Buttsex; Hilarity Does Not Ensue
  • The Pee Blame
  • Tucker Goes to a Hockey Game
  • The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever
  • Tucker Ruptures his Appendix
  • Tucker Has a Moment of Reflection; Ends Poorly

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