I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell - Stories

Stories

The following stories are in the book, but were not previously published on Max's website:

  • Everyone has "that" friend
  • Quite the vacation
  • Tucker goes to Vegas
  • Floss
  • The Foxfield Weekend
  • My Key West Trip
  • This'll just hurt a little
  • She won't take no for an answer
  • The Sex Stories
  • The Dog Vomit Story
  • The Midland, Texas Story
  • The Worst Tucker Story Ever

The following stories are in the book and on Max's website:

  • The Night We Almost Died
  • The UT Weekend
  • The Absinthe Donuts Story
  • The Famous Sushi Pants Story
  • The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle
  • The Blowjob Follies
  • Tucker Fucks a Fat Girl; Hilarity Ensues
  • The Austin Road Trip
  • Girl Almost Beats Tucker at his Own Game
  • Tucker Tries Buttsex; Hilarity Does Not Ensue
  • The Pee Blame
  • Tucker Goes to a Hockey Game
  • The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever
  • Tucker Ruptures his Appendix
  • Tucker Has a Moment of Reflection; Ends Poorly

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Famous quotes containing the word stories:

    “Though Margery is stricken dumb
    If thrown in Madge’s way,
    We three make up a solitude;
    For none alive to-day
    Can know the stories that we know
    Or say the things we say....”
    —William Butler Yeats (1865–1939)

    “the tide lays down its wet throat
    and alters the land to island—even as I watch
    I say there is no shore
    apart from stories of it,
    no smoke, no hut, no beacon ...”
    —Lynn Emanuel (b. 1949)

    “The return of the asymmetrical Saturday was one of those small events that were interior, local, almost civic and which, in tranquil lives and closed societies, create a sort of national bond and become the favorite theme of conversation, of jokes and of stories exaggerated with pleasure: it would have been a ready- made seed for a legendary cycle, had any of us leanings toward the epic.”
    —Marcel Proust (1871–1922)