Stories
The following stories are in the book, but were not previously published on Max's website:
- Everyone has "that" friend
- Quite the vacation
- Tucker goes to Vegas
- Floss
- The Foxfield Weekend
- My Key West Trip
- This'll just hurt a little
- She won't take no for an answer
- The Sex Stories
- The Dog Vomit Story
- The Midland, Texas Story
- The Worst Tucker Story Ever
The following stories are in the book and on Max's website:
- The Night We Almost Died
- The UT Weekend
- The Absinthe Donuts Story
- The Famous Sushi Pants Story
- The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle
- The Blowjob Follies
- Tucker Fucks a Fat Girl; Hilarity Ensues
- The Austin Road Trip
- Girl Almost Beats Tucker at his Own Game
- Tucker Tries Buttsex; Hilarity Does Not Ensue
- The Pee Blame
- Tucker Goes to a Hockey Game
- The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever
- Tucker Ruptures his Appendix
- Tucker Has a Moment of Reflection; Ends Poorly
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Famous quotes containing the word stories:
“Im the only woman reporter they have, so I get all the meat boycott stories and all the meatless food stories.... Actually, Ive only cooked three meals in my life. The most uncomfortable place for me in the whole world is in a kitchen.”
—Theresa Brown (b. 1957)
“Fairy tales are loved by the child not because the imagery he finds in them conforms to what goes on within him, but becausedespite all the angry, anxious thoughts in his mind to which the fairy tale gives body and specific contentthese stories always result in a happy outcome, which the child cannot imagine on his own.”
—Bruno Bettelheim (20th century)
“Kids are fascinated by stories about what they were like when they were babies and what they said and did as they grew. This sense of history and connectedness increases your childrens feelings of security and safety, and helps them build the ability to make healthy connections in the world at large.”
—Stephanie Martson (20th century)