Tracks
The numbers on the album are listed below, with each number's title, the original song's title, and the original composer. The "new" parody lyrics are by Gerard Alessandrini.
- Parody Tonight ("Comedy Tonight") Oh What A Beautiful Moron ("Oh What A Beautiful Mornin'" One Foot More ("With One Look")
- Show Boat Medley P.C. Show Boat ("Cotton Blossom") Make Believe ("Make Believe", Ol' Show Show Boat ("Ol' Man River")
- Cameron Mackintosh-My Souvenir Things (My Favorite Things)
- Elaine Stritch ("Zip")
- Big ("Fun")
- Bernadette ("Wunderbar", Porter) Mandy Is So Miscast ("So In Love", Porter)
- The King Is Her ("The King And I", Whistle A Sondheim Tune; Shall We Boink? ("Shall We Dance?", with a brief snippet of "La Bamba" since the revival's star Lou Diamond Phillips was in the movie of the same name)
- Disney On Broadway-Be Depressed ("Be Our Guest", Menken-Ashman)
- Patti-Class ("Master Class")
- Grease - Infomercial With Fran And Barry Weisler And Sally Struthers ("You're The One That I Want", "Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee", "There Are Worse Things We Could Do")
- Stop Cats! - A Chorus Cat Meow! I Hope I Get It ("God I Hope I Get It", Hamlisch) Cats ("One", Hamlisch)
- Ethel Merman And Sunset Boulevard You Just Can't Sing ("You're Just in Love")
- Ann Reinking In Chicago ("Roxie" )
- Kiss Me Kate - Corrective Casting - Jerry And Liza ("So Miscast") Julie Andrews Returns To Broadway
- Le Julie Hot ("Le Jazz Hot")
- A Spoonful Of Julie ("Spoonful of Sugar")
- The Tony Nominating Committee: Victor/Ignor-Ee-Ya ("Victor/Victoria")
- Crazy Girl ("Crazy World") Rent Medley (Rent, Out Tonight, Today 4 U, Seasons of Love, La Vie Boheme)
- Finale-Something Wonderful
- Encore-Ta-Ta-Folks
- Bonus Track-Exit Music-Julie The Star! ("Star!")
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