Elephant Jokes

Famous quotes containing the words elephant and/or jokes:

“The elephant sneezed
And fell on his knees,
And that was the end of the monk,
the monk, the monk.”
—Unknown. Animal Fair. . .

New Treasury of Children’s Poetry, A; Old Favorites and New Discoveries. Joanna Cole, comp. (1984)

“Don’t make jokes about food.”
—David Lean (1908–1991)