Alter Egos
- Saint Dogbert, the patron saint of technology — Dogbert's religious form. Dogbert created this form as a method to eliminate the "demons of stupidity". Saint Dogbert wears a mitre and carries a scepter in his left paw. His right paw heals broken technology, and the scepter exorcises the "demons of stupidity."
- Nostridogbert or Nostrildogmas — a parody of Nostradamus. Here, he is a psychic, albeit an evil one. In the late 1990s, Nostradogbert briefly became a doomsday prophet so he could "scare gullible people." His logic for saying the world would end in the year 2000 was that "It's biiiiiiiig and rouuuuunnnd." His nemesis is John Stossel. In the YouTube series titled "Dilbert", he advised "I think you should kill yourself, Dilbert."
- Deputy of Common Sense — goes around arresting up people who lack common sense, such as a middle management figure who scheduled a four-hour meeting to find out why the company was behind schedule and a safety inspector who deliberately causes accidents.
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