Description
From 2000 until 2010, Carl Brutananadilewski, has lived next door to Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad in a suburban neighborhood in New Jersey, identified in later episodes as Seattle, Washington.
Carl is quick tempered and sarcastic. He has a strong passion for sports, classic rock and pornography, which helps him with his favorite activity, masturbation. He generally dislikes it when the others are in his pool. Carl sometimes tolerates and welcomes them (rarely with a favorable outcome) possibly because of loneliness. He has a pool which they often use uninvited. His car and house are often destroyed, and he is frequently tortured and killed, usually as a result of something the Aqua Teens have done but occasionally by his own or others' doing. Carl has a car he named "2Wycked," a heavily modified Dodge Stealth.
In the episode "Mail Order Bride" he, along with Master Shake, were both briefly married to a mail-order bride from Chechnya named Svetlana. Carl is the son of a cruel father who worked in a carpet factory, and made him work there as a child, even on Christmas. Carl has a living mother who lives at a VA Hospital. She occasionally listens to him brag about money during which he proudly announces how his car, 2Wycked, will "rake in the Poontang." Incidentally, Master Shake believes that "Poontang" is the "grubby middle man" one must go through to complete the act of sex, but it is wildly apparent that Shake has no idea how the sex act is performed or its purpose. 2Wycked was purchased with a home equity loan which Carl thinks is worth the risk from this faulty endeavor due to imagined increased female interest. At other times, his mother asks him for very small amounts of money such as $10 for food, which Carl immediately dismisses. Her memory may be impaired but one gets the sense that gross general apathy is the cause of her not remembering Carl at times and she needs to be reminded by him that he is her son and further that he is the "one with the mustache." His father was also the former star of a series of amateur porn videos on VHS that Carl owns and treasures. Carl has a cousin named Terry, an illegal plastic surgeon who is an ex-con and is in the Mafia. Carl also has a second-cousin named Denese, who once gave a handjob to Meat Loaf, and is now a single mother with whom Carl often berates out of misguided affection.
His job is never directly determined in the series; when asked about it in "Rabbot," he claims to "work out of the home." In the episode "Moonajuana," Carl told Frylock that he used to work at a Styrofoam peanut factory. The episode "Gene E" revealed that Carl studied "elevator repair," and in another episode he is seen trying to sell cheap counterfeit clothing made by Chinese immigrants. One of the Internet shorts revealed that Carl sells unauthorized Slippery When Wet beer koozies out of his basement. Carl has said that he works for 20 hours a week. Carl's expenses are divided between Chinese food, beer and strippers.
Carl's age is never officially determined. In "Remooned" it is revealed that Carl was born on February 19, 1961, when drivers license is briefly seen. Carl is not typically depicted as being religious. In the season four episode "Handbanana," it is impiled that Carl doesn't belong to a church, but might have faith in a God, when he states, "I don't know if I believe in God, but I think he must hate me. Because he allowed you to create a dog that constantly rapes me!"
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