- Act I
- "The Avenue Q Theme" – Company
- "What Do You Do with a B.A. in English?" – Princeton
- "It Sucks to Be Me" – Brian, Kate Monster, Rod, Nicky, Christmas Eve, Gary Coleman, and Princeton
- "If You Were Gay" – Nicky with Rod
- "Purpose" – Princeton and Company (via "singing boxes")
- "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist" – Princeton, Kate, Gary, Brian, and Christmas Eve
- "The Internet Is for Porn" – Kate, Trekkie Monster, Brian, Gary Coleman, Rod, and Princeton
- "Mix Tape" – Kate and Princeton
- "I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today" – Brian
- "Special" – Lucy
- "You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)" – Gary, The Bad Idea Bears, Princeton, Kate, and Company
- "Fantasies Come True" – Rod, Kate, Nicky and Princeton
- "My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada" – Rod
- "There's a Fine, Fine Line" – Kate
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- Act II
- "It Sucks to Be Me" (Reprise) ‡ – Princeton
- "There is Life Outside Your Apartment" – Brian, Princeton, Christmas Eve, Gary, Nicky, Trekkie Monster, Lucy, and Company
- "The More You Ruv Someone" – Christmas Eve and Kate
- "Schadenfreude" – Gary and Nicky
- "I Wish I Could Go Back to College" – Kate, Nicky and Princeton
- "The Money Song" – Nicky, Princeton, Gary, Brian and Christmas Eve
- "School for Monsters" – Trekkie Monster and Company
- "The Money Song" (Reprise) – Nicky, Princeton, Gary, Brian and Christmas Eve
- "There's a Fine, Fine Line" (Reprise) – Princeton and Kate
- "What Do You Do With a B.A. in English?" (Reprise) – Newcomer
- "For Now" – Company
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