- CD single
- "Short Dick Man" (radio mix) — 3:16
- "Short Dick Man" (J.J. energy mix radio edit) — 3:20
- CD maxi
- "Short Dick Man" (radio mix) — 3:16
- "Short Dick Man" (bass mix) — 4:51
- "Short Dick Man" (jazzy mix) — 4:48
- "Short Dick Man" (accapella) — 4:17
- "Short Dick Man" (club mix) — 4:48
- "Short Dick Man" (J.J. energy mix) — 4:36
- "Short Dick Man" (insane mix) — 5:03
- "Short Dick Man" (dub mix) — 2:41
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- 12" maxi
- "Short Dick Man" (club mix) — 4:48
- "Short Dick Man" (a cappella) — 4:17
- "Short Dick Man" (bass mix) — 4:51
- "Short Dick Man" (radio edit) — 3:16
- CD maxi - Italian Remixes
- "Short Dick Man" (heavy dick version) — 10:33
- "Short Dick Man" (aladino remix) — 5:04
- "Short Dick Man" (pagany "the sound" remix) — 6:10
- "Short Dick Man" (Ti.Pi.Cal. planet remix) — 8:33
- "Short Dick Man" (unity 3 bip remix) — 6:01
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