Plot
Peter, Joe, and Cleveland accompany Quagmire to a sex shop called Pornoslavia. While there, Peter buys an erotic book entitled Much Ado About Humping and finds it disappointing. Peter writes a letter to the author including an example of what he would consider a better writing style for an erotic novel, which impresses his friends when he reads it to them. Encouraged by their enthusiasm, Peter decides to write his own erotic novel, which is received well by all who read it.The novels he authors are converted into audio books, as read by Betty White and published by Peter's father-in-law, Carter Pewterschmidt. While listening to one of Peter's new books, an aroused driver tries to take off his shirt and instead crashes his car. The man sues Carter, who is liable as publisher and immediately loses everything. Angry at Peter for making him lose his fortune, Carter comes to the Griffin house intent on shooting Peter. Lois persuades Carter to spare him, however, and Peter agrees to let Carter live with them until he has income.
Barbara, Carter's wife, soon divorces him and marries Ted Turner. Meanwhile, Peter attempts to teach Carter how to live as a regular person, but Carter does not take well to this. So Peter and Carter attempt to make some money, robbing a train as a last resort after several other failed attempts, but the train robbery is unsuccessful. As Peter and Carter begin to accept that they will never be rich, Barbara returns to Quahog and informs Carter that they are rich again, because she has divorced Ted Turner and taken half his assets. Despite Peter helping him, Carter abandons him again, leaving him with no money. Lois informs Peter she refused the $10 million her parents offered her ten years ago as money would just complicate things, which leads Peter to fantasise about killing her, and ends the episode by saying "Yeah....".
Meanwhile, Stewie trains to participate in the Olympics, but an accident during training leaves him with a shard of glass in his forehead.
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