My Bare Lady is a 2006 United Kingdom-based reality TV show that aired on the Fox Reality Channel. The series followed four American female porn stars as they took acting lessons and performed in scenes from classic drama alongside British actors in London's West End. The show was hosted by British actor/director Christopher Biggins and the girls were trained by Biggins and various other British theatre professionals, including Louie Spence of Pineapple Dance Studios fame.
The series consisted of four episodes, the first of which aired on December 7, 2006.
The show's name is a pun that recalls the Pygmalion-inspired musical My Fair Lady by Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe, popularized in a film adaptation starring Audrey Hepburn.
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