Logan Echolls - Quotations

Quotations

• "My daddy took my T-Bird away. And you know what I'm not going to be having? Fun. Fun. Fun." (Beach Boys reference)

• "I don't know. Maybe it's like Brigadoon. Come back in a hundred years and it'll be right back in this spot."

• "'Anthropomorphic.' All yours, big guy." (To the principal, when asked if he can "have a word")

• "Annoy, tiny blonde one. Annoy like the wind!"

• (in a sarcastic perky tone as everyone lines up for a fire drill) "Heads up, chests out, big smiles! Ready? (claps) Okay!"

• (while talking on the phone to allow Veronica access to an actor to question him about missing money from Logan's poker game he hosted) "Veronica Mars.....no, Veronica. V as in virgin."

• "Ho, ho, (sees Veronica walk in and looks at her) ho!"

• "Would you look at that? There's a string attached to my pop-tart!"
• "Tu casa es mi casa."

• "Never underestimate the size of my cojones."

• "Maybe we should volunteer for the full body search."

• "My day is complete. Veronica Mars has accused me of evil."

• "Maybe we should do a story on oxycontin use in the administration"

• "Dream on, Jump Street, I'm not leaving you alone with her."

• "FYI: if cuddling was the best part, he didn't do it right."

• "If I donate to the United Latino Pain in the Ass Fund, will you shut the hell up?"

• "Nice car. God, it must've been a huge cereal box."

• "Ah, see, I'm more of a purist. You know, less blood, more emotional distress. I'd rather see him locked in a room, padded, crapping himself in the corner. You know, he's an English teacher, he'd appreciate the poetic justice."

• "If you really want flowers, dying seems to be the way to go. Here's your costume. You know, if it's not sad enough, I can order you a veil."

• "You know what Mom would have wanted! She would have wanted you to not sleep with all her friends. She would have wanted you to care as much about her as your career. So okay, Dad, let's be honest. Maybe we both wished we'd been better. But she's only gone because of you."

• "So, what? Couldn't get on Springer this week, so you make up lies about my Mum? I'm sure trailer park rentals are expensive and with the high price of Spam..."

• "But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker #2 on CSI this week?"

• "Come on, everybody, wang chung tonight! What? Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung or I'll kick your ass!"

• "Push in on our hero. Natural light frames his handsome, weathered face, as he passed sage advice to his doting daughter. The music swells. "Important your family is, hmm, hmm."

• " Twelve hours to hit me up for my dead mother's money. Hmmm, I wonder who had that in the pool."

• "I'm sure if you really tried, you could blow smoke up his ass from here. Hey, Trin – if you take your top off before you get on the mechanical bull, you won't fall off."

• "I'm sure I'll thoroughly enjoy them – right up until my esophagus closes up and cuts off my air supply and I shuffle off this mortal coil. Perhaps my last words will be 'Great crab, Papa.' I'm allergic to shellfish."

• "Get out of my house. You have a problem with Veronica, you leave. Actually, you have a problem with Veronica, you're pretty much dead to me, so just, like, evaporate or something, I dunno."

• "I can't take that I hurt you when all I want to do is protect you."

• "My mom is dead! My girlfriend is dead! My dad is a murderer! And the only person I still care about is dumping me. You think I'm having fun?"

• "Can Dick and Beaver come out and play?"

• "Didn't plug her right the first time, huh?"

• "My underbelly is rock hard. It can go all night."

• "O.K. God, I just can't take the begging. I'll relent, just this once but no cuddling after and I won't call you in the morning."

• "Oh, golly, I don't know. I was thinking about staying home, making a hope quilt for the lonely."

• " Oh wow, I'm stunned. You like me! You really like me! Well first, I'd just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent and my publicist for always shooting me from the left side."

• "I just need a little time to work through how you bashed my girlfriend's skull in."

• "Best thing about two days in jail? Two days worth of Ellen on the TiVo. That sweet feeling."

• " ...And the other sweet thing is that I'm in constant video contact with Martha Stewart, right?"

• "Oh, have it your way – we'll all live together in one big, wacky sitcom family."

• "Uh, bit of advice: when looking for a sugar daddy, at least pick the richest guy in the hotel suite. I'm sorry. Did that hurt your feeling?"

• "It means I'm getting laid. And I owe your village a goat."

• "Wow. So your feelings have grown as your available balance has shrunk. It's like science! One of the problems of sleeping with your stepson's friend – information tends to leak."

• "I've had a very bad year."

• "Oh, yes, where are my manners? Kendall Casablancas, Trina Echolls. Rode Hard, meet Put Away Wet."

• "Uh-oh. Did you catch him waxing his board?"

• "Drugs? Murder? Frame-ups? St. Mary's Church? God, why didn't we think of that sooner?"

• Veronica asks, "What's your poison?" at the slushy stand. Logan replies, "Oh, emotionally unavailable women."

• "I'm confused. You're talking and your clothes are on. I'm starting to think you really came over here to try and sell me real estate."

• "Oh, please. Let the lying cokehead plastic surgeon lecture me on karma."

• "Ask not what Logan can do for you but what you can do for Logan."

• "Let me know when that time comes. Until then, you know me: I'll just be speaking softly and carrying a big stick."

• "You do know I've been cleared of all charges, right? The whole 'dead Felix' business has lost its intrigue for me. Once something stops being important to me, my memory gets a little fuzz – wait. Who are you?"

• "Follow the bouncing ball : not-my-problem"

• "Ow. Oh, it burns!." When placing his left hand on the bible.

• "If you're asking me to the prom again the answer is still no."

• "That's Honorary Deputy County Commissioner Echolls to you."

• "Oh, God. When I've dreamed of this moment, I've Had the Time of My Life was always playing. Well, what can you do?"

• "Thoughts of me? Hey, I get it. Sometimes I'm up all night, just thinkin' about myself."

• "Spanning years, and continents. Lives ruined and blood shed. Epic! But summer's almost here, and we won't see each other at all. And then you'll leave town, and then... it's over."

• "I'm not going to see you for a week. That's, like, a month."

• "Yeah, but it was brief – shouted his name, flipped me off: the bonds of friendship."

• "But you know there's no one else. I only want you. You ought to know that by now. What, no quip?"

• "No calling you Bobcat, no talk of milky thighs."

• "So, it's Christmas, right? The entire family unit is around, which was rare. And I'm, I don't know, nine, and Aaron hands me a gift. But he notices the box has been re-wrapped, you know, so he knows I peeked. I'm nine years old. He's re-gifting me a fruit basket. He starts shouting about how I've ruined Christmas. So, I'm eating the pears and taking my time, taking these dainty bites. The man comes unhinged. Takes these pears and just starts shoving them down my throat one after another. And then...and I'm choking, but he doesn't stop until my mom holds a cheese knife to his throat. To this day, I puke if I smell a pear."

• "You know who I am. And you're constantly expecting me to change. And even right now as you're thinking, "Crap, he's got a point," you still think you're ultimately right. I love you Veronica. I love you. Do you love me?"

• Clif- They have set your court date. A month from today. Logan- Whatever will I wear?

• (to Veronica)Speaking of my bitchin' party, a funny thing happened. That stoner dude Corny offered to bring dessert. Exactly how many losers are now coming to my party?

• Talking to Veronica about Lucky) And I thought the weird thing was the foot bleaching.

• "Yeah, someday."

• "If I'm under arrest, then do me the courtesy of making it all official-like."

• Apparently, we're into the cheap stuff.

• Can I mention that my eyes adored you?

• Just core stuff, you know, sociology, freshman comp. Mass com, which is kinda coming in handy. You know, apparently being the offspring of a murderer doesn't get old. I'm getting all these interview requests. Larry King wants me to come on with O.J.'s kids.

• "Did my fanclub meet today? I thought you guys only met on wednesdays?"