List of X-Play Characters - "F" Characters

"F" Characters

• Fanboys: While not really characters on the show per se, the rabid and angry fan populations of various genres have taken on a life of their own during the show's run ... Everyone from Dragon Ball Z to InuYasha, Fullmetal Alchemist to Gundam, and all points in between (really, it seems to be mostly fans of anime-based games) have let the hosts know via viewer mail that they are NOT happy when the show supposedly "bashes" their preferred brand of entertainment. Adam and Morgan have gone to great lengths to further antagonize these fanboys, even holding an E-Mail from Angry Full Metal Alchemist Fans reading during one memorable episode.

First Appearance: Pretty much from the beginning

Performed by: The viewing audience

• Harold Fargis: see Valkyries

• Fat Bald Gay Guy: see Big Bald Guy

• Fat Yuna: see Man-Yuna

• "Fear and Loathing" Adam and Morgan: Parodies of the Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo characters from the Hunter S. Thompson story Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Adam and Morgan venture out to the New Mexico desert in search of the infamous missing E.T. cartridges, where they encounter an evil nexus created by the renowned mystic Aleister Crowley.

First Appearance: Episode No. 5074

Performed by: Raoul (Adam Sessler), "Amelia Earhart" (Morgan Webb), "Aleister Crowley" (Paul Bonanno)

• Female Intern: see Interns

• Ferdinand: see Moe and Ferdinand

• The Flappy Jaws: A staple of many older X-Play reviews, the "Flappy Jaws" were stationary images of notable people, with a "moving" jaw section that gave the illusion of speech. Big-name stars who have been given the "Flappy Jaw" treatment have included Sean Connery, Steven Seagal, Bigfoot, Matt LeBlanc, Pamela Anderson, Jason Giambi and Sammy Sosa (aka The Barbarians), Dick Cheney, Ronald Reagan, all members of the Beatles, The Rock, John Madden, O. J. Simpson, Andrew Dice Clay, George Lucas, and Milli Vanilli. Inanimate objects are also used, such as the moon, a car ("Car Power!"), a condom and a piece of asphalt ("The Rubber Meets the Road"), a GameCube controller, the state of New Jersey, and a sentient version of the Wikipedia logo. There has even been a totally original "Flappy Jaw" character named Rick (first introduced during the Shrine Circus Tycoon review), who is a white-trash carny that - apparently - knew Adam Sessler (or as he calls him, "Adam Sezzler") in high school.

First Appearance: N/A

Performed by: Various

• Nebil Flavian: see Myth Crackers!

• Flexy the Sexy Clown: A clown (with white facepaint, red nose, pink hair, no shirt, and polka-dotted boxer shorts) hired by Adam to help celebrate the 20th anniversary of Blizzard Entertainment ... much to Mister Sessler's chagrin (he was expecting a sexy lady clown).

First Appearance: Episode No. 20110209

Performed by: Unknown

• "Jonathan Frakes": A parody of the actor who played Commander William T. Riker in Star Trek: The Next Generation, who is portrayed as Patrick Stewart's personal lapdog, forced to do demeaning tasks such as feed him grapes and shave his legs. Morgan also rated Frakes' facial hair a one out of five ("it smells like cabbage soup and herring").

First Appearance: Episode No. 7014

Performed by: X-Play segment producer Mike Benson

• "Frankenstein": During X-Play's review of the latest Yu-Gi-Oh! game, they decided to recreate the famous "flower petal" scene from the 1931 classic film ... However, instead of capturing the memorable qualities of this powerful scene, they just had some guy in a cheap Frankenstein mask dance with one of the interns while trading Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.

First Appearance: Episode No. 5107

Performed by: Unknown