List of United States Army Careers - Operations Research/Systems Analysis Functional Area (ORSA) (FA 49)

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—Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882–1945)

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—Horace Walpole (1717–1797)

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—Henry Brooks Adams (1838–1918)

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—Henry David Thoreau (1817–1862)

“It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.”
—Konrad Lorenz (1903–1989)