Season 3 (1963/64)
| No. in Series |
No. in Season |
Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Production code |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 63 | 1 | "That's My Boy??" | John Rich | Bill Persky and Sam Denoff | September 25, 1963 (1963-09-25) | 064 |
| During a night of coffee, Rob tells Mel about the time he thought he brought home the wrong baby. | ||||||
| 64 | 2 | "The Masterpiece" | John Rich | Sam Denoff and Bill Persky | October 2, 1963 (1963-10-02) | 065 |
| Rob and Laura inadvertantly purchase a painting at an auction - then discover another painting underneath it. | ||||||
| 65 | 3 | "Laura's Little Lie (Part 1)" | John Rich | Carl Reiner and Howard Merrill | October 9, 1963 (1963-10-09) | 066 |
| Laura is forced to confess to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate. | ||||||
| 66 | 4 | "Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice (Part 2)" | John Rich | Carl Reiner | October 16, 1963 (1963-10-16) | 067 |
| Rob and Laura must go out of town to make their marriage legal without their friends finding out. | ||||||
| 67 | 5 | "All About Eavesdropping" | Stanley Cherry | Sheldon Keller and Howard Merrill | October 23, 1963 (1963-10-23) | 063 |
| Through Richie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura eavesdrop on a private conversation between Jerry and Millie. | ||||||
| 68 | 6 | "Too Many Stars" | Jerry Paris | Sheldon Keller and Howard Merrill | October 30, 1963 (1963-10-30) | 069 |
| Rob is forced to once again direct the annual PTA variety show and must choose between Laura and another talented dancer for the lead role. | ||||||
| 69 | 7 | "Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?" | Jerry Paris | Carl Reiner | November 6, 1963 (1963-11-06) | 070 |
| Rob gets temporary amnesia from breaking a violin over his head and winds up at a party with complete strangers. | ||||||
| 70 | 8 | "Uncle George" | Jerry Paris | Bill Idelson | November 13, 1963 (1963-11-13) | 068 |
| Rob's uncle George asks him to help find a wife. | ||||||
| 71 | 9 | "Big Max Calvada" | Jerry Paris | Bill Persky and Sam Denoff | November 20, 1963 (1963-11-20) | 071 |
| An infamous mobster asks Rob, Buddy and Sally to write material for his nephew. | ||||||
| 72 | 10 | "The Ballad of the Betty Lou" | Howard Morris | Martin A. Ragaway | November 27, 1963 (1963-11-27) | 072 |
| Against the warning of their wives, Rob and Jerry purchase a boat and go on a sailing trip that ends disastrously. | ||||||
| 73 | 11 | "Turtles, Ties and Toreadors" | Jerry Paris | John Whedon | December 4, 1963 (1963-12-04) | 073 |
| Rob hires a maid to give Laura a rest from housework, but this maid doesn't speak a word of English. | ||||||
| 74 | 12 | "The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears..." | Jerry Paris | Bill Persky and Sam Denoff | December 11, 1963 (1963-12-11) | 074 |
| Rob thinks he's just seen the suspects of a recent jewelry store holdup and wrestles with his conscience about informing the police. | ||||||
| 75 | 13 | "The Alan Brady Show Presents" | Jerry Paris | Sam Denoff and Bill Persky | December 18, 1963 (1963-12-18) | 076 |
| The staff of The Alan Brady Show become the main players of the annual Christmas show. | ||||||
| 76 | 14 | "The Third One From the Left" | Jerry Paris | John Whedon | January 1, 1964 (1964-01-01) | 075 |
| A young chorus girl on The Alan Brady Show develops a crush on Rob. | ||||||
| 77 | 15 | "My Husband is the Best One" | Jerry Paris | Martin A. Ragaway | January 8, 1964 (1964-01-08) | 077 |
| Laura interferes in an interview between Rob and a magazine reporter regarding The Alan Brady Show, resulting in Rob getting most of the credit. | ||||||
| 78 | 16 | "The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer" | Jerry Paris | Garry Marshall and Jerry Belson | January 15, 1964 (1964-01-15) | 079 |
| Rob and Laura become competitive matchmakers for a bachelor who just moved into the neighborhood. | ||||||
| 79 | 17 | "The Life and Love of Joe Coogan" | Jerry Paris | Carl Reiner | January 22, 1964 (1964-01-22) | 080 |
| While golfing, Rob meets a man named Joe Coogan - who turns out to be another old boyfriend of Laura's. | ||||||
| 80 | 18 | "A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards" | Howard Morris | Ernest Chambers | January 29, 1964 (1964-01-29) | 081 |
| When Sally arrives at the Petrie house, they explain to her how a game of cards with their new neighbors, a former FBI agent and his wife, ended badly. | ||||||
| 81 | 19 | "Happy Birthday and Too Many More" | Jerry Paris | Bill Persky and Sam Denoff | February 5, 1964 (1964-02-05) | 078 |
| Rob and Laura have a birthday party for Richie in their house instead of an amusement park, and the children proceed to make a mess of things. | ||||||
| 82 | 20 | "The Brave and the Backache" | Jerry Paris | Sheldon Keller and Howard Merrill | February 12, 1964 (1964-02-12) | 082 |
| Rob goes to see a psychiatrist to find out if his back pains are psychosomatic. | ||||||
| 83 | 21 | "The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth (Part 1)" | Jerry Paris | Bill Persky and Sam Denoff | February 19, 1964 (1964-02-19) | 083 |
| Rob and Buddy find it difficult to work without Sally while she's on The Steve Parsons Show. | ||||||
| 84 | 22 | "My Part-Time Wife (Part 2)" | Jerry Paris | Bill Persky and Sam Denoff | February 26, 1964 (1964-02-26) | 084 |
| Laura replaces Sally as the typist on The Alan Brady Show - and drives Rob crazy with her excellent work. | ||||||
| 85 | 23 | "Honeymoons Are for the Lucky" | Jerry Paris | Carl Reiner | March 4, 1964 (1964-03-04) | 085 |
| Rob tells Buddy and Sally about the time he and Laura tried to go on their honeymoon when all free-passes were revoked due to a theft in the Army. | ||||||
| 86 | 24 | "How to Spank a Star" | Jerry Paris | Nathaniel Curtis and Bill Idelson | March 11, 1964 (1964-03-11) | 086 |
| The latest guest star on The Alan Brady Show, Paula Marshall, makes Rob the producer of the show and the subject of her whims, but Rob figures out a way to make Miss Marshall do the show as intended by the writers. | ||||||
| 87 | 25 | "The Plots Thicken" | Jerry Paris | Carl Reiner, Bill Persky and Sam Denoff | March 18, 1964 (1964-03-18) | 087 |
| Rob and Laura are caught in the middle of a feud between their parents over cemetery plots. | ||||||
| 88 | 26 | "Scratch My Car and Die" | Howard Morris | John Whedon | March 25, 1964 (1964-03-25) | 088 |
| Laura panics when she gets a big scratch on Rob's new car. | ||||||
| 89 | 27 | "The Return of Edwin Carp" | Howard Morris | Carl Reiner | April 1, 1964 (1964-04-01) | 089 |
| Rob decides to do a program honoring great radio comedians, but it proves to be a challenge to get Edwin Carp. | ||||||
| 90 | 28 | "October Eve" | Jerry Paris | Bill Persky and Sam Denoff | April 8, 1964 (1964-04-08) | 090 |
| Laura admits to Rob that there's a painting of her without any clothes on. | ||||||
| 91 | 29 | "Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband's in Jail" | Jerry Paris | Jerry Belson and Garry Marshall | April 15, 1964 (1964-04-15) | 091 |
| Rob explains to Laura how he wound up in jail. | ||||||
| 92 | 30 | "My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life" | Jerry Paris | Carl Reiner, Bill Persky and Sam Denoff | April 22, 1964 (1964-04-22) | 092 |
| At a fancy restaurant, Rob and Laura see Jerry with another woman. | ||||||
| 93 | 31 | "I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All" | Jerry Paris | Bill Persky and Sam Denoff | April 29, 1964 (1964-04-29) | 093 |
| Worried that he's going bald, Rob sees a barber who provides an unusual method of preventing baldness. | ||||||
| 94 | 32 | "Teacher's Petrie" | Jerry Paris | Jerry Belson and Garry Marshall | May 13, 1964 (1964-05-13) | 094 |
| Laura takes a creative writing class, but her teacher seems to be interested in more than just her creativity. |
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