Season 3 (2008)
| # | № | Title | Original airdate | Production code |
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| 1 | 21 | "Webnecks" | January 20, 2008 (2008-01-20) | 301 |
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Rusty's knack for computers leads to a robotic revolution in Dougal county. Rated: TV-14 LV Note: This is the first episode produced in 16:9 High Definition. |
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| 2 | 22 | "Beast Implants" | January 27, 2008 (2008-01-27) | 302 |
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After Granny's skin is burnt off she has her body parts replaced with different animals, which causes her to act like them. Rated: TV-14 DLV |
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| 3 | 23 | "Tween Steam" | February 3, 2008 (2008-02-03) | 303 |
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Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles for a television show, making him a celebrity—until he begins puberty. Rated: TV-14 DLV |
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| 4 | 24 | "Wing Nut" | February 10, 2008 (2008-02-10) | 304 |
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Dan Halen Industries genetically engineers a chicken entirely made of wings. Rated: TV-MA |
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| 5 | 25 | "Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto is 'Wisdom, Justice and Moderation'" | February 17, 2008 (2008-02-17) | 305 |
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Rusty sells his soul to the devil in exchange for guitar skills. Rated: TV-MA Guest appearance: Brendon Small as the Devil. |
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| 6 | 26 | "Earth Worst" | February 24, 2008 (2008-02-24) | 306 |
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After Early sells some of the land for commercial use, the family has a run-in with a group of hippies. Rated: TV-14 DLSV Guest appearance: Fred Armisen, Rachel Dratch, and Jon Wurster as a Hippies. |
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| 7 | 27 | "The Good One" | March 2, 2008 (2008-03-02) | 307 |
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Lil gives birth to a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize until he becomes attached to one of them. Rated: TV-MA |
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| 8 | 28 | "Sharif" | March 9, 2008 (2008-03-09) | 308 |
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Having an attractive and youthful odor comes at a heavy price. Rated: TV-14 LV |
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| 9 | 29 | "Condition: Demolition!" | March 16, 2008 (2008-03-16) | 309 |
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After accompanying his father to "Make your child do work day," Rusty enters a demolition derby. Rated: TV-14 LV Guest appearance: Butterbean as himself. |
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| 10 | 30 | "The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma" | March 23, 2008 (2008-03-23) | 310 |
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A documentary on "ignorant land squids"—the Cuylers—is filmed in Dougal county. Rated: TV-MA |
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| 11 | 31 | "The Unbearable Heatness of Fire" | April 6, 2008 (2008-04-06) | 311 |
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The Sheriff investigates the cause of a fire that claims the Cuyler home. Rated: TV-14 LV |
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| 12 | 32 | "Tuscaloosa Dumpling" | April 13, 2008 (2008-04-13) | 312 |
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Rusty is put through a number of trials to prove his maturity. Rated: TV-14 DLV |
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| 13 | 33 | "Armageddon It On!" | April 20, 2008 (2008-04-20) | 313 |
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The Rapture occurs and various Dougal county residents ascend to Heaven, while others do not. Rated: TV-14 DLV Guest appearances: Riley Martin as the Horseman of Pestilence (one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse) and Larry Munson as voice of God. |
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| 14 | 34 | "Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen" | April 27, 2008 (2008-04-27) | 314 |
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A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen. Rated: TV-14 DLV |
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| 15 | 35 | "Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby" | May 4, 2008 (2008-05-04) | 315 |
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Early, Rusty, and the Sheriff hunt Georgia's rarest bird. Rated: TV-14 DLV |
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| 16 | 36 | "An Officer and a Dental Dam" | May 11, 2008 (2008-05-11) | 316 |
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After Granny takes ill, Early has her personal effects appraised on a public television program and discovers a long forgotten affair with General Robert E. Lee. Rated: TV-14 DLSV |
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| 17 | 37 | "The Okaleechee Dam Jam" | May 18, 2008 (2008-05-18) | 317 |
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When Dougal County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs. Rated: TV-MA Guest appearance: David Allen Coe as himself. |
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| 18 | 38 | "Pile M for Murder" | May 25, 2008 (2008-05-25) | 318 |
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Dan Halen grows a tail and horn and hears a voice, prompting him to have "Mount Murder" built. Meanwhile, The Cuylers have accidentally given away instead of sold their mud, leaving them no money for gas money to go muddin'. Rated: TV-14 LV Guest appearance: Vernon Chatman as Shuckey the Corn Mascot. |
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| 19 | 39 | "Mud Days and Cornfused" | June 1, 2008 (2008-06-01) | 319 |
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Dougal county celebrates Mud Days, during which Dan Halen presents the community with a corn maze. Rated: TV-14 LV |
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| 20 | 40 | "Krystal, Light" | June 8, 2008 (2008-06-08) | 320 |
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Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. Both Dan Halen and Early find themselves attracted to her. Rated: TV-14 DLV |
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