| Christmas Special |
- Mike making two calls, one calling from "Wrap a neighbours cat in cling film and throw it down a well Network Solutions Incorporated" asking a woman questions about the three wise men, and the other calling from "Tease your nipples with a Choc ice and whistle something fun Information Technology Services Limited" asking a woman a question about the baby Jesus. The question was "How much did the baby Jesus weigh when he was born?". The woman guesses 7 pounds, and according to Mike she answered the question correctly.
- Mr. Broadbandings calling from All-in-One Multimedia Providings trying to offer a man a special Christmas offer including free internet service providings, free satellite dish upgradings, free mobile phones and free home telephonings, with no one-off payments, but the man is not interested, while telling Mr Broadbandings to "Stop talking!" and refusing to believe that the offer is "free for Christmas" believing that there is a catch.
- A man calls a David & Goliath store in Carnaby Street asking about buying his daughter some clothes for Christmas whilst doing his job as an announcer at a railway station announcing train times (Kayvan uses a megaphone like before). He even goes as far as to threaten to smack a man around his "fucking face" if he doesn't put his cigarette out.
- Terry Tibbs calling a man named Cameron enquiring about a Camper Van. He refuses to take any offer less than £4,200 pounds, so Terry sings his offer of £3,700 to convince Cameron but is not interested. Terry then pushes him further and thinks he is watching Neighbours, telling him to switch it off and buy his album How To Do Business With Terry Tibbs.
- George Agdgdgwngo calling two victims, one involving a man winning 1,396,822 Ugandan Dollars and 86 cents on the "Charitable Telephonic Scratchcard", and the other involving cyber thieves. The first 'victim' seems aware he is being given a prank or hoax call, as he seems aware he has to give a bank account number and sort code even before George requests this from him, and does not seem surprised he has won when George gets a penny to remove the silver panel on the card. The second 'victim' calls George a "fucking lunatic" and "The undesireable" when already being informed of the Cyber Thieves by George labelling them as "undesireables" himself. The man asks George where he is calling from just to amuse him, which makes George look stumped for a few seconds before saying "Solihull!" in a puzzled voice. The man asks him where it is only to reply "It is in the United Kingdom sir!", before saying "In the North!" to which the man replies that it isn't (when in fact it is in the West Midlands).
- Mr. Doovde making two calls, one asking the number for Bup (BP), and the other calling a musical instrument store trying to find out the name of a Christmas Carol by singing it with nonsense lyrics, in the same way he sings "West End Girls" by the Pet Shop Boys in the first series.
- Brian Betonde calling a store asking if they sell Baubles, only for his unusual speech impediment to make it difficult for the man and woman at the store to understand him.
- A man calling the Property Line asking for a one-bed loft conversion in Brighton for £550 per calendar month. The Service thinks he is asking for a two-bedroom house in Borehamwood for £1,380 per calendar month. When he says his request again the service almost gets it right, but thinks he wants £3,920 per calendar month. When he tries saying it for the third time he is told by the service that he has exceeded his messaging limit. He has to choose the Property option again but the service thinks he asked for romance, he hangs up after saying "Fuck off" and the service supposedly malfunctions.
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