List of Corner Gas Episodes - Season 3 (2005/06)

Brent starts behaving differently when Wanda wears a skirt to work. Feeling empowered, she tests the limits of her feminine charm, only to find out Brent’s new attitude toward her may not be motivated by her clothes. Meanwhile Oscar and Hank invest imaginary money in the stock market and try not to lose their imaginary shirts. Then Emma comes to the rescue when Lacey’s dishwasher breaks down. But Lacey’s attempts to thank her only make it worse.

When Emma gives Brent flack over his coffee drinking, he vows to quit cold turkey if she quits knitting. As Brent struggles in a caffeine free world, Emma takes up a new pastime with Oscar to counter her knitting needle withdrawal. But the cure may be worse than the addiction. Meanwhile Davis and Karen start a ride-along program that becomes a little too popular and Hank is at the mercy of his new electronic organizer.

When a dog finds Hank’s sunglasses, he’s sure that it’s TV’s Littlest Hobo, the fictional dog whose mission it was to help those in trouble. Hank tries to prove his theory only to find he’s not smart enough to outsmart the smartest of dogs. Meanwhile, Brent waffles on the designs for the new travel mugs for Corner Gas and The Ruby; and Davis and Karen’s status in Dog River is threatened when two firefighters named David and Carol show up in town.

Lacey and Wanda start a running group to train for a 10k fun run, but are thrown off when Brent joins and shows the other members a new way to run, race and relax all at the very same time. It may not be much exercise, but it has Lacey eating dust in the big race. Meanwhile, Hank takes his new crossing guard job too seriously and Oscar gets treated differently by everyone in town when he scams handicap plates for his car.

Brent and Hank stumble across their old tree house, only to be intimidated by the new kids who have taken it over. Shamed into action, Brent and Hank wage war to reclaim the fort, forgetting that if you act like a child, you will be treated like one. Meanwhile, Wanda escapes Davis’ police custody with surprising ease; Lacey sucks at Kung-fu; and Oscar’s in denial when an old friend shows up with lust in her eyes.

When people make fun of Brent’s old fashioned camera, he decides to go digital. But going high tech earns him little respect, especially when he forgets to read the instruction manual that came with his new camera. Meanwhile, everyone teams up for a trivia showdown at the hotel and Oscar’s hatred of lawn ornaments comes back to haunt him when a ceramic gnome takes on a life of its own.

Lacey starts a coffee shop newsletter and invites Brent to draw the cartoons. Brent agrees, only to be slammed by Davis and Karen who see his cartoons as personal attacks. His follow-up cartoon only makes matters worse. Then Hank comes up with a way for Lacey to rake in more tips at the Ruby, but when he’s cut out of the profits, he bolts to the competition. Meanwhile, Oscar’s childhood dream of being a paperboy becomes a nightmare for Emma.

Brent must find a way to cope when he finds out that Emma has plans for a traditional Christmas. Lacey has decided to head home to Toronto for the holidays but thanks to weather ends up taking the scenic route which while getting her home does not get her to Toronto. Meanwhile the holiday spirit moves Hank to organize a gift drive for a needy family who seem oddly unappreciative. Meanwhile, Wanda struggles to get her hands on the season’s hottest toy... again and again and again.

Brent and Lacey battle for the title of who can best keep a secret with Karen stuck in the crossfire. Wanda is angry and perplexed when she is turned down for a credit card, after a company rats on her, especially when she finds out Hank was approved for the same card. Tired of Davis bothering her with Hardy boys books, Karen takes them and gives them to Oscar and has him give them back only if he whips Davis into physical peak; at least according to an old Canadian standard.