MTV2 Season 6 (February 9, 2007-March 30, 2007)
| Episode | Fight | Featuring | Deaths | Fight Specialty |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Beginning Of Celebrity Deathmatch | Mischa Barton vs. Kristin Cavallari | Mischa Barton: Kristin Cavallari sliced Mischa's head off with her father's black Amex card. | None. | |
| Jake Gyllenhaal vs. Tobey Maguire | Tobey Maguire: Beaten to death with his own leg, much to the dismay of Mills Lane. | None. | ||
| Nick Cannon vs. Wilmer Valderrama | Nick Cannon: Burned to ashes by the paparazzi's camera flashes after Wilmer Valderrama stripped naked. | None. | ||
| Vaughn vs. Wilson | Mike Jones vs. Paul Wall | Mike Jones: Shredded into pieces by Paul Wall's monster chainsaw grill. | None. | |
| Andy Milonakis vs. Steve-O | Wubbie | Steve-O: Eaten alive by Andy Milonakis after dressing up as a Twinkie. | None. | |
| Owen Wilson vs. Vince Vaughn | Sharon DePalmo (Vince Vaughn's Mom) | Vince Vaughn: Deflated after Owen Wilson punctured his ego. | None. | |
| The Banter Bloodbath | Chris Rose vs. Rob Dibble vs. John Salley vs. Rodney Peete |
Rodney Peete: Had his own leg impaled through his face by Rob Dibble. John Salley: His head flew off after an uppercut from Rob Dibble and landed on a turnbuckle. Rob Dibble: While he relentlessly beat up John Salley, his arms fell off and he bled to death. Chris Rose: (Accidentally kills himself) Mills Lane told him to "Stick a cork in it" after he got annoyed by Chris' chattering. Chris, who took Mills seriously, actually stuck a cork in his mouth. Despite the cork, Chris still tried to talk, but this caused him to inflate. He floated up into the lights and exploded. |
None. | |
| Carson Daly vs. Jimmy Kimmel | Jimmy Kimmel: Carson Daly sliced off his legs with the lid of a spinach can (in reference to Popeye, as it seemed Carson would eat the spinach) and then used one of Jimmy's legs as a golf club to decapitate Jimmy. To add more golf related pun, Jimmy Kimmel's head landed in a garbage can (a "Hole-in-one"). | None. | ||
| Tina Fey vs. Jon Stewart | Jon Stewart: Was lassoed with his own intestines and impaled on the fluke of an anchor. | None. | ||
| King of the Lil' People | Lil' Bow Wow vs. Lil' Romeo | Master P, Nick Diamond's father | Bow Wow and Romeo: Murdered before the match by the Deathmatch crew so they could be brought back as children.
Lil' Romeo: Bled to death when Lil' Bow Wow chewed off his genitals. |
Since both Bow Wow and Romeo had dropped the "Lil'" part of their rap names when they grew up, the Deathmatch crew murdered them so they could be brought back as their "Lil'" selves with the Deathmatch time machine. |
| Lil' Flip vs. Lil' Wayne | Lil' Wayne: He walked past his stepfather's gun cabinets three times and shot himself with a pistol, a machine gun, and a bazooka (all in that order). The death occurred off-screen, but Lil' Wayne's charred and headless corpse was shown afterwards. | None. | ||
| Lil' Jon vs. Lil' Kim | Lil' Flip, Lil' Bow Wow, Master P | Lil' Flip and Lil' Bow Wow: Blown up by Lil' Jon's new album (Crunk Rock), which was literally "da bomb." | Lil' Kim wouldn't fight unless she served jail time afterwards, which would boost her record sales. Lil' Flip and Lil' Bow Wow (who both won their bouts earlier in the episode) challenged Lil' Jon after he proclaimed himself "King of the Lil' People". | |
| Celebrity DeathMash | Carlos Mencia vs. Dave Chappelle | Carlos Mencia: Neck ripped open by the Taco Bell Chihuahua. | This fight was one of the winning votes in MTV2's pre-season internet poll. | |
| Ashlee Simpson vs. Her Old Nose | Shaun White and a flying tomato | Shaun White: Head bashed in by the flying tomato.
The flying tomato: Smashed by Shaun White's skateboard. Ashlee's Old Nose: Ashlee shoved a stool and a bucket into the nostrils, which triggered a powerful sneeze that killed the nose. |
This was another pre-season Internet poll winner. | |
| Ludi-Criss Angel vs. R. Kelly Clarkson | Criss Angel: Beaten to death by R. Kelly Clarkson.
R. Kelly Clarkson: Levitated up into the ceiling's wiring by Ludacris and electrocuted, causing their heads to explode. |
Each of the four combatants were mechanically conjoined at the side with his or her teammate before the match. | ||
| What Did Nick Do? | Adrian Grenier vs. Jeremy Piven | Adrian Grenier: Split in half at the torso when Jeremy Piven gave him a bear hug. | None. | |
| Rev Run vs. Russell Simmons | God | Russell Simmons: Decapitated by a roundhouse kick. | None. | |
| Orlando Bloom vs. Johnny Depp | Kirsten Dunst and Russell Simmons's head |
Kirsten Dunst: Head set on fire and thrown at Johnny Depp. Orlando Bloom: Stabbed in the heart by Johnny Depp's scissor-hand. |
The actors used props from their movies to fight each other. | |
| Where's Lohan? | Jessica Simpson vs. Nick Lachey | Kristin Cavallari, Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, and Joe Simpson | Nick Lachey: While showing Jessica Simpson the correct use of a hand grenade (she threw one at Nick without pulling out the pin), he pulled out the release pin and blew himself up. | This is the second time that Nick Lachey has lost to Jessica Simpson. |
| 50 Cent vs. The Game | The Game: 50 Cent "shot" The Game with the nine bullets he had in his body. | None. | ||
| Hilary Duff vs. Lindsay Lohan | Dina Lohan | Lindsay Lohan: Her limbs and head were snapped off like twigs. (She is brought back to life at the end of the episode via the CDM Time Machine by Nick Diamond, who admitted to stalking her.) | This match was a pre-season Internet poll winner. | |
| Barry vs. Bud | Anna Kournikova vs. Danica Patrick | Anna Kournikova: Decapitated with a headbutt from Danica Patrick, but did not die immediately. She lived long enough to lob her own head at Danica Patrick, destroying it in the process.
Danica Patrick: Decapitated by Anna Kournikova's projectile head. |
None. | |
| Chris Pontius vs. Mark Zupan | Chris Pontius: Torn in half and decapitated by Zupan's modified wheelchair. | None. | ||
| Barry Bonds vs. Bud Selig | Barry Bonds: Crushed his own head after accidentally receiving the "suicide squeeze" sign from Nick Diamond (Nick was swatting at lint, which he thought was a bee). | None. |
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