MTV2 Season 5 (June 10, 2006-July 29, 2006)
| Episode | Fight | Featuring | Cause of Death | Fight Specialty |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Celebrity Deathmatch: Bigger And Better Than Ever! | Paris Hilton vs. Nicole Richie | Paris Hilton: Burned alive by Nicole Richie's perfume-like blowtorch. | None. | |
| Bam Margera vs. Tony Hawk | "The Masked Man" and Don Vito | Tony Hawk: Eaten alive by Don Vito, who was actually trying to eat Bam. | Vert ramps have been placed in the ring, allowing the combatants to fight and skate at the same time. | |
| Bam Margera vs. Don Vito | Don Vito: Bam knocked him down by kicking him in the testicles and stuffed lit fireworks into his mouth, which blew him to pieces. | This fight wasn't planned. Don Vito interrupted the main event by devouring Tony Hawk and then proceeded to attack Bam Margera. | ||
| The Changing Of The Guard | Bono vs. Chris Martin | "The Masked Man" | Chris Martin: Feet, arms, eyes, and heart ripped out. | Bono and Chris Martin originally planned to perform a charity concert to raise enough money to get the violent CDM canceled (much to the disgust of the audience and the announcers), but disagreed over who would perform first, thus starting the deathmatch. |
| Ashton Kutcher vs. Bruce Willis | Demi Moore | Ashton Kutcher and Bruce Willis: Both of their heads were kicked off by Demi Moore. | None. | |
| Robert De Niro vs. James Gandolfini | James Gandolfini: Decapitated after Robert De Niro hit him in the face with a metal baseball bat. His body was then stuffed into the trunk of a car. | None. | ||
| Sibling Slaughterhouse | Charlie Sheen vs. Colin Farrell | Colin Farrell: Sliced in half with his own spear by a drunken Charlie Sheen. | Referee Mills Lane got the fighters drunk so they could fight harder. | |
| Simon Cowell vs. Ryan Seacrest | Paula Abdul | Simon Cowell: Stabbed in the head (and through the brain) by a stool leg. | None. | |
| Jack and Kelly Osbourne vs. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen | Mary-Kate Olsen's Dog: Head bitten off by Jack Osbourne.
Jack Osbourne: He seemed to have died of death erection. After being kicked in the testicles, he was told by Mary-Kate Olsen that sometimes she and her sister shower together, causing him to have a killer orgasm. Mary-Kate Olsen: After eating Kelly Osbourne's cupcake, her body became bloated. Her stomach rejected her body and busted out of it, killing her instantly. Ashley Olsen: Four CDs, thrown by Kelly like shuriken, hit her in the face. |
None. | ||
| Shaq vs. Kobe | Missy Elliott vs. Gwen Stefani | Missy Elliott: Tried to ram Gwen Stefani but was decapitated by a clothespin move. Somehow, she survived and reattached her severed head. After telling Mills Lane that she wasn't finished (and that she wasn't using special effects in her music video), the fight was continued.
Gwen Stefani: Two lollipops were pierced through her eyes, then her head was twisted off. |
None. | |
| Kevin Federline vs. Justin Timberlake | Several Audience Members: Sucked into Justin Timberlake's tornado after he used his "Tornado Spin" dance move.
Justin Timberlake: Brain obliterated by Federline. First, Kevin melts a part of it with his horrible rap (which only Mills Lane enjoys) and then he destroyed the rest of it by punching Timberlake through the side of the head. |
None. | ||
| Kobe Bryant vs. Shaquille O'Neal | Kobe Bryant: His head was ripped off by Shaq, who tore off the remaining body parts and used them for free-throw practice after the match. | Basketball hoops were placed above two ends of the ring. | ||
| Night of Comedy Comeback | Ali G vs Jamie Kennedy | Several Audience Members: Were brutally attacked by Ali G while he tried to figure out where Jamie Kennedy was.
Ali G: Fingers and eyebrows removed, then had his stomach slashed open with his own necklace. |
Several times throughout the fight Jamie Kennedy disguised himself as other people to prank Ali G like in his show The Jamie Kennedy X'Periment | |
| Rodney Dangerfield vs. Rob Schneider | Rob Schneider: Flattened when Rodney Dangerfield successfully pulled off a Triple Lindy (the diving move he used in the movie "Back to School"). | None. | ||
| Adam Sandler vs. Ben Stiller | Ben Stiller: Head punted off after Adam Sandler threw a football into his mouth. | The fighters at first refused to fight since they would rather criticize each other's movies. However Mills Lane forced them to fight by threatening to bring the cast of MADtv to perform their sketches live. | ||
| Stand-up vs. Smack Down | Paul Teutul Sr. vs. Xzibit | Xzibit: Ripped in half at the torso by Paul Teutul Sr.'s mutated mustache. | The fighters were given spare vehicle parts to build their own deathmobiles. | |
| Jack Black vs. Jack White | Meg White | Jack Black: Head exploded after Jack and Meg forced a tightly buttoned shirt on him. | None. | |
| Chris Rock vs. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson | Sean Penn | Sean Penn: Mills Lane slammed a brick into his head.
The Rock: Chris Rock launched himself off the ropes head first and shot through Dwayne's body, leaving a gaping hole. |
None. | |
| When Animals Attack | Chris Farley vs. Horatio Sanz | Albert Einstein (As a guest commentator, appears throughout the episode) | Chris Farley: (Died six times) He died out of heart attacks before the fight could even start. However, since he died before the fight officially started, Mills Lane just brought him back to life over and over again.
Horatio Sanz: Chris Farley finally made it to the ring and killed Horatio by pulling on his tongue until his insides came out. |
None. |
| Adam West vs. Christian Bale | Christian Bale: He was crushed by a giant spotlight when West flinged him into the lights, which knocked them down on top of Christian. | None. | ||
| Jamie Foxx vs. Ray Charles | Random Audience Member: Head completely knocked off by Ray Charles's "Cat-o'-Nine-Grammy-Awards", which is similar to the whip called Cat o' nine tails
Jamie Foxx: Head crushed inside Ray Charles's grand piano. |
Jamie Foxx was punk'd into this deathmatch, thinking he would be fighting Redd Foxx. Halfway through the fight, Mills Lane provided the fighters with a Grand Piano. | ||
| Season Finale | William Hung vs. Ricky Martin | Ricky Martin: Exact mode of death not shown. William Hung attacked Ricky in a bullet-time attack when the camera cut to Nick Diamond. When it cut back, Ricky Martin was dead, apparently from severe cuts and removal of the eyes. | None. | |
| Pamela Anderson vs. Tommy Lee | Random Audience Member: Falls into Pamela's cleavage and becomes trapped between her breasts (Death unconfirmed)
Tommy Lee: Pamela tricked Tommy into believing she still loved him after he proposed to her again. When Tommy wasn't looking, Pam crushed Tommy's head between her enormous breasts. |
Both contestants were allowed to choose a weapon for the fight. Tommy decided to use his drum kit while Pamela chose to use her colossal breasts. | ||
| Jason "Wee-Man" Acuña vs. Verne Troyer | Johnny Knoxville, William Hung, Pamela Anderson and various dead celebrities from previous fights | Cat: Thrown against a wall by Tally Wong.
Verne Troyer: Jason "Wee Man" Acuña and Johnny Knoxville pulled and twisted him until his insides spilled out in a trick Knoxville called "Pulled Pork". |
The match began outside the ring. |
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