Hey Rube (book) - Included Articles

Included Articles

Part One

• The New Dumb
• The Fix Is In
• Welcome to Generation Z
• The White House Disease
• Get Ready for Sainthood
• The Xmas Vice
• The Curse of Musburger
• Cruel Twist in the Coaching Business
• The NFL Sucks…Another League Bites the Dust…Rich Kids with Weapons
• Slow Week for Sports, in Politics
• Lynching in Denver
• Mad Cow Disease Comes to the NBA
• Death in the Afternoon
• XFL, R.I.P.
• The Most Horrible Curse in Sports
• Urgent Warning to Gamblers: Beware the Ideas of March
• I Told You It Was Wrong
• Where Were You When the Fun Stopped?
• Running Away with the Circus
• NBA and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness
• Bad Craziness at Owl Farm
• Can the Three Stooges Save the NBA?
• Kentucky Derby and Other Gambling Disasters
• Quitting the Gambling Business While I’m Ahead
• The Most Dangerous Sport of All
• Patrick Roy and Warren Zevon- Two Champions at the Top of Their Game
• Wild Days at the Sports Desk
• Eerie Lull Rattles the Sports World
• Olympic Disaster in Utah
• The Wisdom of Nashville and the Violence of Jack Nicholson- A Football Story

Part Two

• Fear and Loathing in America: The Beginning of the End
• When War Drums Roll
• Will Sports Survive Bin Laden?
• Stadium Living in the New Age
• Football in the Kingdom of Fear
• Foul Balls and Rash Predictions
• Getting Weird for Devil’s Day
• The Yankees are Dead: Long Live the Yankees
• The Man Who Loved Sport Too Much
• The Shame of Indianapolis
• Failure, Football, and Violence on the Strip
• Madness in Honolulu
• Break Up the Ravens
• Pay Up or Get Whipped
• Getting Braced for the Last Football Game
• Sodomized at the Airport: Are Terrorists Seizing Control of the NFL? And Who Let It Happen?
• Slow Dance in Rap Town
• Dr. Thompson in Beirut
• Dr. Thompson Is Back from Beirut
• The NFL: We Will March on a Road of Bones

Part Three

• A Wild and Wooly Tale of Sporting Excess
• My 49er Habit
• Don’t Let This Happen to You
• Grantland Rice Haunts the Honolulu Marathon
• Honolulu Marathon is Decadent and Depraved
• Public Shame and Private Victory
• Shooting the Moon with the Raiders
• The Last Super Bowl
• Extreme Behavior in Aspen
• Billionaire Swine and Kiwi Catastrophe
• Fleeced by Ed Bradley
• Love Blooms in the Rockies
• Love in a Time of War
• A Sad Week in America
• The Doomed Prefer Oakland
• The Tragedy of Naked Bowling
• West Coast Offense
• Great Fleecing in Woody Creek: Lakers Staggered in Series Opener
• The Sport of Kings
• The Good, the Bad, and the Vicious
• Rewarding the Ugly
• Killed by a Speeding Hummer
• When in Doubt, Bet the Dark Side
• Welcome to the Big Darkness
• The Nation’s Capital
• Speed Kills and Other Football Wisdom
• Nightmare in Hollywood
• Speed Will Rule the NFL This Year
• The Bush League
• Boxing Sucks
• George Plimpton
• Victory
• Wisdom

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