Episodes
Episodes are listed in the order of the date they aired, which does not necessarily coincide with the order in which they were produced (as indicated by the production codes listed).
| Title | Original Airdate | Production Code | # | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Halfway Narc | March 14, 2007 | 101 | 1 | |
| Alan smells something suspicious in the middle of the night and Kenny forces the residents to take drug tests. C-Bass attempts to exact revenge on Alan by martyring himself. | ||||
| Halfway Impotent | March 21, 2007 | 103 | 2 | |
| C-Bass convinces Alan and Kenny that the Bureau of Prisons is responsible for their erectile dysfunction, but their boners return when Carly goes the world record in pogo-sticking. | ||||
| Halfway Hot | March 28, 2007 | 102 | 3 | |
| When a heat wave hits, the residents battle Kenny for access to air-conditioning. Carly develops a quixotic crush on Eulogio. | ||||
| Halfway Parent's Day | April 4, 2007 | 108 | 4 | |
| Kenny invites the residents' parents to the house for some family bonding. The residents struggle to make up for years of dysfunction in a single day. | ||||
| Halfway Camping | April 11, 2007 | 110 | 5 | |
| The residents embark on a trip into the wilderness. When Kenny leaves them on their own as part of a self-reliance exercise, they quickly panic and turn on each other. | ||||
| Halfway New Guy | April 18, 2007 | 104 | 6 | |
| The residents fall back on prison rules to haze a new resident (Dax Shepard) — or "fish" — into submission. Kenny's musical ambitions are thwarted at an open-mike night. | ||||
| Halfway Scared | April 25, 2007 | 106 | 7 | |
| The residents are asked to "scare straight" a mammoth-sized juvenile delinquent. Alan incinerates Carly's hair in an ear-candling accident. | ||||
| Halfway High School | May 2, 2007 | 105 | 8 | |
| When Kenny convinces the residents to take the GED, Carly discovers that her chronic marijuana use has wreaked havoc on her cognitive abilities. | ||||
| Halfway Working | May 9, 2007 | 107 | 9 | |
| Kenny forces the residents to seek employment at a shopping mall, where minimum-wage jobs prove more challenging than expected. Rats infest Crenshaw House. | ||||
| Halfway Innocent | May 16, 2007 | 109 | 10 | |
| Season finale. Alan's wife (Mary Scheer) hires a high-powered attorney to exonerate her husband. Eulogio meets one of his former customers, who hasn't gotten over their sexual encounter. | ||||
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