George's Marvellous Medicine - Ingredients of His New Medicine

Ingredients of His New Medicine

  • Bathroom items: Golden Gloss Hair Shampoo, toothpaste, some shaving soap, vitamin enriched face cream, nail polish, hair remover ("Smear it on your legs"), Brillident (for cleaning false teeth), Dishworth's Famous Dandruff Cure, Nevermore Ponking Deodorant Spray and liquid paraffin.
  • Bedroom items: Helga's Hair Set, "Flowers of Turnips" (it smells like old cheese), Pink Plaster Face Powder and a powderpuff and Lipstick.
  • Laundry room items: SuperWhite (for automatic washing machines), WaxWell Floor Polish, flea powder, canary seeds and Dark Tan Shoe Polish.
  • Kitchen cupboard: Curry powder, mustard powder, a bottle of extra hot chilli super spicy sauce, a tin of black peppercorns and a bottle of horse radish sauce.
  • Shed items: Chicken Medicine, Horse strength throat lozenges, cow ointment, sheep dip and pig pills.
  • Garage items: engine oil, antifreeze and a handful of grease.
  • Also: Bottle of gin, one quart dark brown gloss paint (for colour).

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