Family Guy: Peter Griffin's Guide To The Holidays

Family Guy: Peter Griffin's Guide To The Holidays

Peter Griffin's Guide to the Holidays is an American humor book about Family Guy written by executive producer Danny Smith. The book was first published on 23 October 2007. The book consists of a monologue by Peter Griffin discussing his various memories of Christmas and other subjects related to the holiday. Though the book primarily consists of a loose narrative monologue related to Christmas, it is also interspersed with sections from other cast members such as Quagmire.

It was published in the United Kingdom in 2008 by Orion Books.

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