Decomposing Composers

"Decomposing Composers" is a song released on the album Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album.

It is sung by Michael Palin in what appears to be the persona of Luigi Vercotti, a seedy character who appeared in some sketches in the TV show Monty Python's Flying Circus, notably "Ethel the Frog" and "Ron Obvious".

The backing to the song is based on Pachelbel's Canon, and in the final spoken coda, there is a medley of classical favourites in the background. It even includes an attempt to play Beethoven's 5th symphony, which keeps starting up and winding down, possibly to add to the "death" humour of the song.

After an initial spoken section where Luigi talks to his wife on the phone, he begins to sing about dead classical composers, including the following:

  • Beethoven
  • Mozart
  • Brahms
  • Liszt
  • Elgar
  • Schubert
  • Chopin
  • Handel
  • Haydn
  • Rachmaninov
  • Verdi
  • Wagner
  • Debussy

The final, spoken coda to the song includes a list of dead composers, as follows:

  • Claude Achille Debussy, died, 1918.
  • Christoph Willibald Gluck, died, 1787.
  • Carl Maria von Weber, not at all well, 1825. Died, 1826.
  • Giacomo Meyerbeer, still alive, 1863. Not still alive, 1864.
  • Modest Mussorgsky, 1880, going to parties. No fun anymore, 1881.
  • Johann Nepomuk Hummel, chatting away nineteen to the dozen with his mates down the pub every evening, 1836. 1837, nothing.
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  • How to Irritate People
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Famous quotes containing the words decomposing and/or composers:

    We are nauseated by the sight of trivial personalities decomposing in the eternity of print.
    Virginia Woolf (1882–1941)

    More significant than the fact that poets write abstrusely, painters paint abstractly, and composers compose unintelligible music is that people should admire what they cannot understand; indeed, admire that which has no meaning or principle.
    Eric Hoffer (1902–1983)