- "Animals"
- Carla Lane
- Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
- Oliver Skeete
- Jilly Cooper (via phone only)
- Britt Ekland
- Paul Daniels
- "Wolf"
- Nicholas Parsons
- Alexandra Paul (via phone only)
- "Drugs"
- Bernard Ingham
- Bruno Brookes
- Rolf Harris
- Bernard Manning
- Noel Edmonds
- David Amess MP
- Claire Rayner
- Jimmy Greaves
- Jas Mann
- Graham Bright MP (cut from repeat broadcasts)
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- "Science"
- Eve Pollard
- Tania Bryer
- John McCririck
- Tamara Beckwith
- Richard Briers
- Nick Owen
- Steven Berkoff
- Lynne Franks
- Jenny Powell
- Caesar the Geezer
- Claire Skinner (Playing a role)
- Hugh Dennis (Also playing a role)
- "Sex"
- Claire Rayner
- Peter Stringfellow
- David Sullivan
- Peter Tatchell
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- "Crime"
- Sir Rhodes Boyson
- "Mad" Frankie Fraser
- Tommy Vance
- Geoffrey Boycott
- Michael Winner
- Vanessa Feltz
- David Sullivan
- "Decline"
- John McCririck
- Darcus Howe
- John Challis
- "Mad" Frankie Fraser
- "Paedogeddon"
- Gary Lineker
- Andy McNab
- Kate Thornton
- Gerald Howarth MP
- Lord Coe
- Neil "Dr." Fox
- Syd Rapson MP (deliberately captioned as "MP for Paulsgrove" due to the violent protests there)
- Phil Collins
- Nigel Quashie
- Barbara Follett MP
- Nicholas Owen
- Michael Hames
- Philippa Forrester
- Richard Blackwood
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