Bob Burns may refer to:
- Bob Burns (comedian) (1890–1954), American radio and film comedian of the 1930s and 1940s
- Bob Burns (golfer) (born 1968), American PGA Tour and Nationwide Tour professional golfer
- Bob Burns (drummer) (born 1950), original drummer in Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Bob Burns (politician) (born 1938), President of the Arizona Senate
- Bob Burns (actor) (1884–1957)
- Bob Burns III (born 1935), actor
- Bobby Burns, heavy metal guitarist for the bands Primer 55, Soulfly, Love Said No, Killer In The Workplace
Famous quotes containing the words bob and/or burns:
“You know, it’s a savage country, really. That’s the second one they shot in twenty years. It’s uncivilized—shooting people of substance.”
—David Webb Peoples, screenwriter. English Bob (Richard Harris)
“Before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. Now, the first thing to do is arrange for a settlement. You take the children, your husband takes the house, Junior burns down the house, you take the insurance and I take you!”
—S.J. Perelman, U.S. screenwriter, Arthur Sheekman, Will Johnstone, and Norman Z. McLeod. Groucho Marx, Monkey Business, terms for a divorce settlement proposed while trying to woo Lucille Briggs (Thelma Todd)