News
- 02:45 hrs. each morning, he does: Historical topic hits, which is when his audience have to find out which year a particular song was released.
- 03:45 hrs. each morning, he does: The news of the stupid people, which is when he tells news about people while loopy music in the background keeps repeating itself, over and over again.
- 04:45 hrs. each morning, he does: Tabloid trash, which is a gossip about celebritites.
- Every Thursday, late night, and Friday, early morning, at 12:00 midnight, 02:00 hrs. and 04:00 hrs., he does: "Finally Friday" by George Jones (from the album Walls Can Fall) with special effects.
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Famous quotes containing the word news:
“The conflict between the men who make and the men who report the news is as old as time. News may be true, but it is not truth, and reporters and officials seldom see it the same way.... In the old days, the reporters or couriers of bad news were often put to the gallows; now they are given the Pulitzer Prize, but the conflict goes on.”
—James Reston (b. 1909)
“Though news be sad, yet tell them merrily;
If good, thou shamest the music of sweet news
By playing it to me with so sour a face.”
—William Shakespeare (1564–1616)
“Consider his life which was valueless
In terms of employment, hotel ledgers, news files.
Consider. One bullet in ten thousand kills a man.
Ask. Was so much expenditure justified
On the death of one so young and so silly
Lying under the olive tree, O world, O death?”
—Stephen Spender (1909–1995)