Pants

Famous quotes containing the word pants:

    There was a young fellow called Lancelot
    Whom his neighbors all looked on askance a lot.
    Whenever he’d pass
    A presentable lass,
    The front of his pants would advance a lot.
    Anonymous.

    And girls you have to tell to pull their socks up
    Are those whose pants you’d most like to pull down.
    Philip Larkin (1922–1986)