Visiting Professor

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“According to legend, Dr. Sappington purchased his coffin several years before his death and kept it under his bed, with apples and nuts in it for his visiting grandchildren.”
—Administration in the State of Miss, U.S. public relief program (1935-1943)

“Members of the faculty, faculty members, students of Huxley and Huxley students. I guess that covers everything.”
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