Valentine (TV Series) - Episodes

Episodes

No. Title Writer(s) Director Viewers
(millions)
Original air date
1 "Valentine" Kevin Murphy Kevin Dowling 1.146 October 5, 2008 (2008-10-05)

The Greek gods have set up base in Los Angeles, disguised as the Valentine family. However, they haven't had as much success as they would like, and family matriarch Grace reveals that their failures have begun to cost them their immortality. In order to learn how to bring people together in the modern age, Grace brings a successful romance novelist named Kate into the mix. While the rest of the family isn't keen on the idea, they must accept her help in bringing a spark of romance into the relationship of two longtime best friends. Problem is, she has begun seeing her sleazy ex-boyfriend, who may ruin her chances at finding true love.

  • Guest stars: Lauren Cohan and Mike Faiola
2 "Daddy's Home" Kevin Murphy & Jennifer Schuur Kevin Dowling 1.020 October 12, 2008 (2008-10-12)

Grace's affair with Ray is put on hold when her husband, Ari, the god of war, returns home. But Ari hasn't come back for her; He's there to persuade Danny to work for him instead of Grace, as he deems love to be an unprofitable business. Things take a wrong turn after Ari shows an interest in Kate, and Danny decides to bring them together for his own amusement. Elsewhere, the Valentines try to bring a perfume chemist together with his soul mate, an employee at her family's restaurant. This is easier said than done, however, as she is obligated to take part in an arranged marriage with a man she has never met.

  • Guest stars: Greg Ellis, Tejal Shah and Johnathan McClain
3 "Act Naturally" John J. Sakmar & Kerry Lenhart John Putch 0.743 October 19, 2008 (2008-10-19)

After fallen starlet Vivi Langdon crashes her car into a struggling theater while drunk, the Valentines use their supernatural abilities to get the judge to give her a sentence of community service at the theater. Why? Because the fates have named the theater's owner as her soul mate and last chance at happiness. Vivi is resistant to cooperating with her sentence, however, making it difficult for the Valentines to do their job. On top of all of this, Phoebe's mistrust of Kate has only heightened, and she convinces Leo to help her break into Kate's apartment, with devastating results.

  • Guest stars: Holly Valance and Ryan Devlin
4 "The Book of Love" Phoef Sutton David Warren 0.847 October 26, 2008 (2008-10-26)

Grace sends Phoebe to reignite passion between two former independent bookstore owners whose lives have now been almost nearly consumed by the stress of the corporate world. This isn't the only obstacle, as Phoebe's attempts to bring them back together lead to an unintended hookup. Meanwhile, Ari alerts Danny that there might be enemy forces plotting against the family, which leads to the family to ask for Ray's help. Ray, however, is skeptical about the situation, since he does not trust Ari, and is also frightened by the possibility of Ari finding out that he is having an affair with his wife.

  • Guest stars: Seana Kofoed and David Burke
5 "Summer Nights" Melissa Byer & Treena Hancock Fred Gerber 0.592 June 28, 2009 (2009-06-28)

The fates reveal a personal trainer and nutritionist are destined to be together, so Grace hires them to work with her at the mansion. Things don't go smoothly when Kate reveals that she previously had a relationship with the personal trainer, and after a drunken evening together, he rejects his soul mate to try to revive his relationship with Kate. Meanwhile Ari convinces Danny to find his love gun, telling him that there are forces that want the gods dead, starting with Grace. Danny is also told about an intricate safe that Ray built for Grace long ago, which is where the gun is likely hidden.

  • Guest stars: Wynn Everett and Aaron Hill
6 "Hound Dog" Coleman Herbert Bob Berlinger 0.571 July 5, 2009 (2009-07-05)

A dog comes in the way of true love for a fated couple, leading Kate and Danny to seek the help of Aunt Circe. Ari is also seeking out Circe, to confront her of the recent events that have befalling the Valentines.

  • Guest stars: Ana Gasteyer and Josh Malina
7 "She's Gone" Dan Studney Kevin Dowling 0.647 July 12, 2009 (2009-07-12)

The disappearance of Aunt Circe leaves the Valentines on edge. Meanwhile The fates lead the Valentines to a teen couple separated by college. In order to reunite the pair Leo & Grace embark on a road trip while Kate, Danny and Phoebe gatecrash a dorm party.

  • Guest stars: Alyssa Diaz and Rob Mayes
8 "Only God Knows" Kevin Murphy & Flint Wainess John Whitesell 0.467 July 19, 2009 (2009-07-19)

Grace stages a fake wedding to bring together a rabbi and a wedding planner. Ray tries to return the Adamantine Blade to Hades, but is intercepted by the goddess Bastet who uses the blade to kill Ari.

  • Guest stars: Wynter Kullman and Heather Ankeny
Notes
  • "Summer Nights" was originally slated to air on November 2, 2008, and was advertised as such on the CW following the broadcast of "The Book of Love". At the last minute, the episode was pulled and replaced with a rerun. This coincided with the announcement that Media Rights Capital would be taking a 4-6 week break in filming to catch up on writing scripts. The show ultimately did not resume production. The four remaining episodes of Valentine were aired in the summer of 2009.

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