Episode Guide, Seasons One and Two (through June 2011)
1.1. If You’re Seeing This Tape… - A philanthropist engaged in a bitter divorce prepares a video will. Stars Timothy Dalton, Joanne Whalley, and Stan Freberg as "Mostly Mozart" DJ. Tagline: "Where there’s a will, there’s a widow." Aired 28 October 2008.
1.2. Beta Test - An overworked and underpaid American IT engineer discovers he is being cheated by a European cartel. Stars Xander Cardinale, Viola Sator, Molly Kohler-Pei, and Michael Butler Murray, with Brian Rodda and Drea Hoffman. Tagline: “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.” Aired 7 November 2008.
1.3. Slippery Slope - Two sexy actresses appearing in "Hardwood Pictures'" latest production have a hidden agenda. Stars Ashley Shultz and Amy Main. Tagline: "She’s the man, baby." Aired 11 November 2008.
1.4. Return Engagement - A retired Las Vegas performer must pull out every trick in his repertoire to foil home invaders. Stars Stan Freberg, with Holly Kaplan and Geoff Meed. Tagline: "His act always killed." Aired 21 November 2008.
1.5. Sorry, Wrong Website - An assassin posing as a hotel employee receives his instructions from a mysterious website. Stars Michael Shunnarah. Tagline: "It's 'i' before 'e' except after 'c'." Aired 12 December 2008.
1.6. Spin Cycle - A tenant in her building's laundry room suspects a stranger is waiting for something more sinister than the dryer. Stars Mindy Sterling and Jay Davis. Tagline: "Blood is the nastiest stain." Aired 19 December 2008.
2.1 "The Story of Dope" - Thought lost for almost 40 years, the legendary 1972 Pot Growers of America Convention Reel finally surfaces. Stars Mike Renshaw and Sandy Zeitler with M.D. Clausner as the narrator.
2.2 "Car Alarmed" - The latest development in automobile security - no batteries, wires, or Mirandizing required. Stars Daniel H.
2.3 "Red Light Lisa" - When a client of a cybersex site makes a very special request, the Happy Ending is anything but. Stars Reid Cox, Sonja Fisher, and Patrick O'Bell.
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