Quotes
- Elaine: Oh, you're not gonna copy a girl's phone number off an AIDS charity list!
Jerry: (copying down the number) Elaine, you should admire me...I'm aspiring to date a giving person.
Elaine: You're a taking person.
Jerry: That's why I should date a giving person. If I date a taking person, everyone's taking, taking, taking. No one's giving. It's bedlam!
- Jerry: How'd you find out?
Lena: A friend of a friend of a friend knows Susan.
Jerry: (under his breath) George!
- Walker #1: Hey, where's your ribbon?
Kramer: Oh, I don't wear the ribbon.
Walker #2: You don't wear the ribbon? Aren't you against AIDS?
Kramer: Yeah, I'm against AIDS. I mean, I'm walking, aren't I? I just don't wear the ribbon.
Walker #3: Who do you think you are?
Walker #1: Put the ribbon on!
Walker #2: Hey, Cedric! Bob! This guy won't wear a ribbon!
(Cedric and Bob turn around and look at Kramer) Bob: Who?! Who does not want to wear the ribbon?!
- Jerry: She's kind and caring and generally concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that! I mean, I admire the hell out of her. You can't have sex with someone you admire!
George: Yeah, I know what you mean. Where's the depravity?
Jerry: No depravity.
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