The Secretary - Quotes

Quotes

  • George: You're luscious. You're ravishing. I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra... I'm terribly sorry.
  • George: I am telling you Jerry, having a secretary is incredible! I don't know why I didn't have one before!
    Jerry: Because you didn't have a job?
    George: Perhaps.
  • George: Just think: a year ago I was taking messages for my mother, and now someone's taking messages for me!
    Jerry : From your mother.
  • Bania: Hey, that's the women's dressing room.
    Kramer: There's nothing in there that I haven't seen before.
  • George: A secretary cannot make more than her boss.
    Ada: Well, apparently they can.
  • George: Mr. Steinbrenner, how can I be expected to perform my job properly knowing that my subordinate is making more money than I am? With all due respect sir, it's out of whack.


Seinfeld
Creators
  • Larry David
  • Jerry Seinfeld
Major writers
  • Larry David
  • Jerry Seinfeld
  • Larry Charles
  • Peter Mehlman
Main characters
  • Jerry Seinfeld
  • George Costanza
  • Elaine Benes
  • Cosmo Kramer
Supporting characters
  • Newman
  • Ruthie Cohen
  • Frank Costanza
  • Estelle Costanza
  • Morty Seinfeld
  • Helen Seinfeld
  • Susan Ross
  • Uncle Leo
  • Jacopo Peterman
  • George Steinbrenner
  • David Puddy
  • Jackie Chiles
  • Kenny Bania
  • Justin Pitt
  • Mickey Abbott
Seasons
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
Related articles
  • List of Seinfeld minor characters
  • DVDs
  • Festivus
  • Kenny Kramer
  • Monk's CafĂ©
  • Awards and nominations
  • Seinlanguage
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm
  • "Seinfeld" (Curb Your Enthusiasm episode)
  • The Adventures of Seinfeld & Superman

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